How to keep a Z after married.

felix0121 · 03-03-2018, 07:32 PM

Here is a novel way to keep your Z if you get married and get a new baby.

1) Buy a comfortable and good basket.
2) Put your baby into the basket.
3) Place the basket at rear trunk space, close as possible to the middle hardness strut, and fasten it tightly with a duct tape.
4) Having your spouse on your passenger side, now you can drive a Z.

P.S. If a police or any other law enforcement officier pulls you over for the baby basket issue, don' panic and you smoothly argue that your car is actually a spyder-type which has an engine at its rear, and your baby is kind of an engine which (or who?) keeps giving you the source of power in your life, - you smile and thumb up.

And then the LEO will impound your car, put you in a jail, with very high probability you'll get divorced while your baby is adopted to somewhere else, and you'll also see psychologists and psychiatrists for the rest of your life.

So simply buy a GT-R after you get married, or stay single with your lovely front-midship Z.

* Please do not try this at home.
* I've not married yet.
* And I will not do this at my home.

Drive safe.

Zbrah · 03-03-2018, 07:51 PM

Or just get a second car with a back seat?

ClemsonVQdude · 03-04-2018, 06:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Zbrah

Or just get a second car with a back seat?

Way too complicated. I’ll have to go with the first guys idea

God-Speed · 03-04-2018, 07:41 PM

Rusty · 03-04-2018, 07:49 PM

Rusty · 03-04-2018, 07:51 PM

Or just marry a woman who understands that men are like boys and need they toys too.

onzedge · 03-05-2018, 07:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Rusty

cupcakez · 03-03-2018, 08:06 PM

what the

cv129 · 03-03-2018, 08:34 PM

Chan Chee Hoe · 03-03-2018, 10:32 PM

Or don't want Children,like me.

37zeroZ · 03-03-2018, 11:38 PM

Clearly someone hacked the originator's account, but then again, he's from Cali.

Tractionless · 03-05-2018, 11:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Chan Chee Hoe

Or don't want Children,like me.

And pick the right partner. No settling!!!

Funniest posts ever are "wife said I can't" or "how to I get the wife to let me."

axmea? · 03-04-2018, 07:55 PM

I get the humor. Friend of mine bought a G37 without telling his wife and kids. Parked it 2 blocks away. Busted in less than 3 weeks. Divorced 10 mos. later.

Rusty · 03-04-2018, 08:13 PM

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Originally Posted by axmea?

I get the humor. Friend of mine bought a G37 without telling his wife and kids. Parked it 2 blocks away. Busted in less than 3 weeks. Divorced 10 mos. later.

I've owned motorcycles most of my life. Just before I married my first wife. I sold both a street bike and dirt bike with the idea of getting a new street bike. Then I got married. I told the new wife that I'm planning on getting a new street bike. She said ok, but after we get a house. We get the house. Told her I'm get a bike. She said ok, but after we get a new roof on the house. This went on for a while. Like 17 years.

New roof, windows, doors, deck, front porch, rewired the house, and a couple of other things. After each item was done I told her I'm getting a bike. So finally after I basically rebuilt the house. Nothing left to do, as everything is new. I told the wife that I'm buying a bike. She said ok. I go and buy a new bike and bring it home. She thought I was kidding all of these 17 years.

Took her 2 months to go out to the shed to see the bike. She would not ride with me either. We stayed married for 30 yrs until she died from cancer. And she didn't like any of my hobbies. Wife number 2 loves to ride. And she loves my hobbies.

2011_6Spd · 03-09-2018, 08:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Rusty

I've owned motorcycles most of my life. Just before I married my first wife. I sold both a street bike and dirt bike with the idea of getting a new street bike. Then I got married. I told the new wife that I'm planning on getting a new street bike. She said ok, but after we get a house. We get the house. Told her I'm get a bike. She said ok, but after we get a new roof on the house. This went on for a while. Like 17 years.

New roof, windows, doors, deck, front porch, rewired the house, and a couple of other things. After each item was done I told her I'm getting a bike. So finally after I basically rebuilt the house. Nothing left to do, as everything is new. I told the wife that I'm buying a bike. She said ok. I go and buy a new bike and bring it home. She thought I was kidding all of these 17 years.

Took her 2 months to go out to the shed to see the bike. She would not ride with me either. We stayed married for 30 yrs until she died from cancer. And she didn't like any of my hobbies. Wife number 2 loves to ride. And she loves my hobbies.

You are one patient dood. 17 years. Trust me I got this problem right now wanting to buy a C7 Z06 - it's need a new a/c, need a new roof, need this and that for the darn house. I'll never get that darn Corvette and they keep getting more expensive each new model.

03-03-2018, 07:32 PM	#1 (permalink)
felix0121 Enthusiast Member Join Date: May 2012 Location: California Posts: 477 Drives: 2010 370Z Sport 7AT Rep Power: 67	How to keep a Z after married. Here is a novel way to keep your Z if you get married and get a new baby. 1) Buy a comfortable and good basket. 2) Put your baby into the basket. 3) Place the basket at rear trunk space, close as possible to the middle hardness strut, and fasten it tightly with a duct tape. 4) Having your spouse on your passenger side, now you can drive a Z. P.S. If a police or any other law enforcement officier pulls you over for the baby basket issue, don' panic and you smoothly argue that your car is actually a spyder-type which has an engine at its rear, and your baby is kind of an engine which (or who?) keeps giving you the source of power in your life, - you smile and thumb up. And then the LEO will impound your car, put you in a jail, with very high probability you'll get divorced while your baby is adopted to somewhere else, and you'll also see psychologists and psychiatrists for the rest of your life. So simply buy a GT-R after you get married, or stay single with your lovely front-midship Z. * Please do not try this at home. * I've not married yet. * And I will not do this at my home. Drive safe. R1talin likes this. Last edited by felix0121; 03-03-2018 at 11:26 PM.

03-03-2018, 07:51 PM	#2 (permalink)
Zbrah A True Z Fanatic Join Date: May 2013 Location: The370Z.com Posts: 4,956 Drives: 370Z Rep Power: 5452	Or just get a second car with a back seat? Trips, UNKNOWN_370 and NISMO IX like this. __________________

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Rusty Ronin Samurai - Assassin Join Date: Dec 2011 Location: Fayettenam,Pennsyltucky Age: 69 Posts: 35,379 Drives: 2011 Nismo GM 6M Rep Power: 2684438	Or just marry a woman who understands that men are like boys and need they toys too. God-Speed, cautupwitdm, axmea? and 2 others like this. __________________ 浪人 - 殺し屋 "The Difficult Anytime, The Impossible By Appointment Only" http://www.the370z.com/members-370z-...o-journal.html

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03-03-2018, 08:06 PM	#8 (permalink)
cupcakez Track Member Join Date: Oct 2017 Location: California Posts: 635 Drives: 2009-7AT-Base-Coup Rep Power: 4836	what the

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03-03-2018, 11:38 PM	#11 (permalink)
37zeroZ Enthusiast Member Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Dallas Posts: 346 Drives: Truck Rep Power: 14169	Clearly someone hacked the originator's account, but then again, he's from Cali. Rusty and Kzonts like this.

03-04-2018, 07:55 PM	#13 (permalink)
axmea? A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: SoCal Posts: 6,241 Drives: WELL ZED PW 6MT Rep Power: 53242	I get the humor. Friend of mine bought a G37 without telling his wife and kids. Parked it 2 blocks away. Busted in less than 3 weeks. Divorced 10 mos. later. Rusty likes this. __________________ >MyZ's Album< NISMO Convert/ECUTEK/Takeda CAI/F.I. HFC NR CB Carbon/F.I. 34 Row Oil Cooler/4.08 Final Drive /Powertrix+Swifts/Hotchkis/SPL/Whiteline/TWM/Zoom Engineering/EVO-R/AeroJacket Vented CF Fenders + CF Spoiler/Avant Garde-WORK/NST/Morimoto Halo/STi Clear Lenses/Carbon Signal Automotive/RJM Performance/ZSpeed Clutch Flywheel CSC delete

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