Here is a novel way to keep your Z if you get married and get a new baby. 1) Buy a comfortable and good basket. 2) Put your baby into
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03-03-2018, 08:32 PM | #1 (permalink) |
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How to keep a Z after married.
Here is a novel way to keep your Z if you get married and get a new baby.
1) Buy a comfortable and good basket. 2) Put your baby into the basket. 3) Place the basket at rear trunk space, close as possible to the middle hardness strut, and fasten it tightly with a duct tape. 4) Having your spouse on your passenger side, now you can drive a Z. P.S. If a police or any other law enforcement officier pulls you over for the baby basket issue, don' panic and you smoothly argue that your car is actually a spyder-type which has an engine at its rear, and your baby is kind of an engine which (or who?) keeps giving you the source of power in your life, - you smile and thumb up. And then the LEO will impound your car, put you in a jail, with very high probability you'll get divorced while your baby is adopted to somewhere else, and you'll also see psychologists and psychiatrists for the rest of your life. So simply buy a GT-R after you get married, or stay single with your lovely front-midship Z. * Please do not try this at home. * I've not married yet. * And I will not do this at my home. Drive safe. Last edited by felix0121; 03-04-2018 at 12:26 AM. |
03-04-2018, 08:49 PM | #9 (permalink) |
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03-04-2018, 08:51 PM | #10 (permalink) |
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Or just marry a woman who understands that men are like boys and need they toys too.
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03-04-2018, 08:55 PM | #11 (permalink) |
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I get the humor. Friend of mine bought a G37 without telling his wife and kids. Parked it 2 blocks away. Busted in less than 3 weeks. Divorced 10 mos. later.
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03-04-2018, 09:00 PM | #12 (permalink) |
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Thats my wife. Not my way if thinking but she told me a long time ago that its better than cheating.
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03-04-2018, 09:13 PM | #13 (permalink) |
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I've owned motorcycles most of my life. Just before I married my first wife. I sold both a street bike and dirt bike with the idea of getting a new street bike. Then I got married. I told the new wife that I'm planning on getting a new street bike. She said ok, but after we get a house. We get the house. Told her I'm get a bike. She said ok, but after we get a new roof on the house. This went on for a while. Like 17 years. New roof, windows, doors, deck, front porch, rewired the house, and a couple of other things. After each item was done I told her I'm getting a bike. So finally after I basically rebuilt the house. Nothing left to do, as everything is new. I told the wife that I'm buying a bike. She said ok. I go and buy a new bike and bring it home. She thought I was kidding all of these 17 years. Took her 2 months to go out to the shed to see the bike. She would not ride with me either. We stayed married for 30 yrs until she died from cancer. And she didn't like any of my hobbies. Wife number 2 loves to ride. And she loves my hobbies.
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03-05-2018, 07:41 AM | #15 (permalink) |
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