What did you do with your Z today V (ON TOPIC DISCUSSION ONLY)

BettyZ · 09-20-2019, 12:02 AM

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Originally Posted by redondoaveb

Don't forget the Depends. I don't want to have to get up from my naps for anything.

I planned ahead and went up a step or two. Catheter and enough Imodium to stop up an elephant are en route.

Rusty · 09-20-2019, 12:09 AM

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Originally Posted by redondoaveb

Don't forget the Depends. I don't want to have to get up from my naps for anything.

JC should have some Depends left-over from his ride with Spooler.

Rusty · 09-20-2019, 12:15 AM

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Originally Posted by BettyZ

I planned ahead and went up a step or two. Catheter and enough Imodium to stop up an elephant are en route.

You can use a butt plug too.

redondoaveb · 09-20-2019, 12:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Rusty

JC should have some Depends left-over from his ride with Spooler.

He probably used them all up during his ride with Spooler.

BettyZ · 09-20-2019, 01:15 AM

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You can use a butt plug too.

I'm not going to ask why you know that. I'm really not.

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Spooler · 09-20-2019, 01:16 AM

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Originally Posted by redondoaveb

He probably used them all up during his ride with Spooler.

Yeap, he had to put them all on because he couldn't get out the car. Major lower back stiff as a board troubles.

Rusty · 09-20-2019, 01:36 AM

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I'm not going to ask why you know that. I'm really not.

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Read about that crazy woman astronaut that was tracking down her lover that was cheating on her to kill them. She drove for hours without stopping. Heard that she was wearing Depends and had a butt plug too.

BettyZ · 09-20-2019, 02:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Rusty

Read about that crazy woman astronaut that was tracking down her lover that was cheating on her to kill them. She drove for hours without stopping. Heard that she was wearing Depends and had a butt plug too.

Crazy, or dedicated? I've looked rather extensively into breaking the solo Cannonball run record, and your only real options there are catheter or piss bag. Eating MREs for two days before the run would take care of the issue with solids...

Rusty · 09-20-2019, 08:01 AM

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Crazy, or dedicated? I've looked rather extensively into breaking the solo Cannonball run record, and your only real options there are catheter or piss bag. Eating MREs for two days before the run would take care of the issue with solids...

You can install a small waste tank under the seat with a toilet seat over it. Then you could drive with your pants down around you knees.

sx moneypit · 09-20-2019, 08:18 AM

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You can install a small waste tank under the seat with a toilet seat over it. Then you could drive with your pants down around you knees.

BettyZ · 09-20-2019, 11:46 AM

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You can install a small waste tank under the seat with a toilet seat over it. Then you could drive with your pants down around you knees.

Seems like it'd work... until I passed a loaded school bus.

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csnow · 09-20-2019, 11:59 AM

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Originally Posted by BettyZ

Crazy, or dedicated? I've looked rather extensively into breaking the solo Cannonball run record, and your only real options there are catheter or piss bag. Eating MREs for two days before the run would take care of the issue with solids...

Red Bull’s and piss bottles. Agreed on MRE’s.

Rusty · 09-20-2019, 12:15 PM

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Seems like it'd work... until I passed a loaded school bus.

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Or until you get pulled over by the cops. Then try to explain it to them.

redondoaveb · 09-20-2019, 01:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Rusty

Or until you get pulled over by the cops. Then try to explain it to them.

I'm sure it wouldn't be his first time.

BettyZ · 09-20-2019, 01:26 PM

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Or until you get pulled over by the cops. Then try to explain it to them.

"My enormous balls are too big to fit in these pants."

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