Guy jerked off to my car. Got it on video (not sharing vid)

cv129 · 09-20-2016, 11:10 AM

^

Was about to say why is a Versa related fake story posted in the 370z section?

barncobob · 09-20-2016, 11:56 AM

latex driving gloves, interesting?

onzedge · 09-20-2016, 12:03 PM

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Originally Posted by 370zBoyz

Well, this is bizarre....I never would of thought this could happen here. I live in a complex apartment with an underground parking garage. Woke up to jizz all over my driver's side door handle. Guess what? I got it all on camera. Thank you dashcam!!! Already talked to management about this, they responded "the guy probably has a fetish for my car." What can I say, it does look good.

One thing that bugs me, why did he spray over the door handle? To me, this sort of action seems like he has a grudge against me. I don't even know the guy. That's fine though, the dude is scrawny as toothpick lol.

Advice? What should I do next? Police report has been filed. Confront the guy?

Not going to post the video. Believe me guys, I would love to post the videos...but I don't want to do anything rash.

Few days later I was walking to my car tonight to go to the gym. I got to my car and saw him by his car writing an apology letter. We talked, he was super embarrassed and apologized, he was drunk when it happened (it happened Sunday night)...He clearly knows I have a dash cam (it's very easy to see the cam, its mounted on the front windshield underneath the rear view mirror), and he still walked in front of it to do his thing. He is married and does have kids, I've seen his kids. Still doesn't change the fact that my car was raped....Time to wash, clay, polish and wax.

This is not funny. Drunk or not, this guy has serious problems. It is a crime he committed and you should report it to the Police. It just might be the wakeup call he needs. Having to register as a sex offender has a way of straightening people out in many cases.

sx moneypit · 09-20-2016, 12:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Chuck33079

Guys, seriously? Every other post by this assclown is a repost of some dumbass trolling from another forum and you're going to believe him this time? This never happened.

He is a *******.

Jayhovah · 09-20-2016, 12:29 PM

Search for a documentary called "Married to the Eiffel Tower"... It's about people who are sexually attracted to objects. There is a guy in there that is attracted to cars, and he even gets off to the camera crew's van when he thinks they weren't paying attention.

The rest of the documentary is very entertaining as well... There is a girl who is in love with a busted old carnival ride. Highly recommended!

Fuzzzy · 09-20-2016, 01:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Chuck33079

Guys, seriously? Every other post by this assclown is a repost of some dumbass trolling from another forum and you're going to believe him this time? This never happened.

Ban OP. None of this is in the least bit amusing or helpful to anyone here.

axmea? · 09-20-2016, 02:22 PM

If TRUE. One of the most insane stories in this forum ever. What a nut head. I'm in a profession that deals and address crazy behaviors at work so not surprised. Now you'll need shaved handles for your Z. Then again the sicko will think your car did the Brazilian thing and the vicious cycle continues.

Chuck33079 · 09-20-2016, 02:38 PM

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Originally Posted by axmea?

If TRUE. One of the most insane stories in this forum ever. What a nut head.

Not only is this not true, the odds are low that the OP even thought of it himself. All of his other genius-level posts were taken from other forums, so there's little chance this was an original thought. Guys like the OP are why we should all be pro-choice. Planned Parenthood could have helped his mother, and spared us this kind of stupidity.

Firebase99 · 09-20-2016, 02:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Chuck33079

Not only is this not true, the odds are low that the OP even thought of it himself. All of his other genius-level posts were taken from other forums, so there's little chance this was an original thought. Guys like the OP are why we should all be pro-choice. Planned Parenthood could have helped his mother, and spared us this kind of stupidity.

Same exact thing is posted over the 86 forum....

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Jsolo · 09-20-2016, 02:44 PM

Fail... I'm unsubscribing.

Chuck33079 · 09-20-2016, 02:49 PM

The really sad thing is that the OP has been watching this thread all day. How much free time does he have that he spends it copying this stuff from other places, and then sit on the page hitting F5?

Magic Bus · 09-20-2016, 04:38 PM

Chuck & Firebase, good catch! Wonder who really is the one with the problem?

birdman71 · 09-20-2016, 05:16 PM

The one who makes all that crap up ^^ lol

Chan Chee Hoe · 09-20-2016, 06:16 PM

Luckily never use a Gun point at you....

sofaonasock · 09-20-2016, 07:46 PM

Sounds like a troll...

09-20-2016, 11:10 AM	#16 (permalink)
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09-20-2016, 02:49 PM	#26 (permalink)
Chuck33079 A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: Houston Posts: 12,265 Drives: 2011 370ztt Rep Power: 29538	The really sad thing is that the OP has been watching this thread all day. How much free time does he have that he spends it copying this stuff from other places, and then sit on the page hitting F5? __________________ 2011 MB Touring-Sport-6sp-Nav/GTM TT/FI TT TDX/JTran/Kosmic/Eibach/Hotchkis/SPC/CSF/RPS/SoThatsWhereAllMyMoneyWent

09-20-2016, 05:16 PM	#28 (permalink)
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barncobob A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Sep 2015 Location: hangtown, CA Posts: 1,164 Drives: 16 370Z auto Rep Power: 589	latex driving gloves, interesting?

09-20-2016, 04:38 PM	#27 (permalink)
Magic Bus A True Z Fanatic Join Date: May 2012 Location: Honolulu Posts: 1,427 Drives: 17 6MT M2 Rep Power: 18754	Chuck & Firebase, good catch! Wonder who really is the one with the problem?

09-20-2016, 06:16 PM	#29 (permalink)
Chan Chee Hoe Track Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Singapore Posts: 861 Drives: 370z,Yellow,7sp A Rep Power: 17	Luckily never use a Gun point at you....

09-20-2016, 07:46 PM	#30 (permalink)
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