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jookiyaya 11-28-2009 11:18 PM

well my 370z is rotting in my garage. collecting dust. if anyone wants to pick it up... lol.

definition of OCD YOU:

1. opening garage and or front door, just to see YOUR 370z is still physically present to calm your dreaded "oh noes my baby" syndrome...

2. having to set a set area radius such as 5 feet of clearance perimeter devoid of any potential yet damage causing objects such as BUT not limited to.....
-gut feeling in your stomach that maybe 'that' particular space doesnt seem right
-another car
-junk lying around your garage
-birds crapping on your window because you thought that tree was a shady alcove of hapiness...

3. washing your vehicle whenever you come home from work...

4. after leaving your driver seat, you double check, triple check, QUADdruple check, and so forth until i think the 7th time or so you realize the e-brake is up, and the dayam alarm is set.
4a. alarm has been de-activated and then re-activated and so forth just to make sure it IS locked and then you turn around to make sure no one was staring at you.. probably thinking how weird u are....

5. whenever you park, you do a 360 examination of the vehicle for any prints or scratches or dents or dirt or smudges or ANYTHING that pops out from YOUR eyes.

5a. when you come back to your vehicle, you do another 360... on your 370.... to make sure youre 100%.... A.... OK.

6. repeat steps 1 thru 5a about 3 or 4 times..

definition of OCD ME

1. repeat 6 about 3 or 4 times... and im seriously good to go. i promise.

now THAT... is pathetic ^_^ thank you.... and "excuse me while i kiss the sky!"

:worship:

ricky bobby 11-29-2009 02:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jookiyaya (Post 299306)
well my 370z is rotting in my garage. collecting dust. if anyone wants to pick it up... lol.

definition of OCD YOU:

1. opening garage and or front door, just to see YOUR 370z is still physically present to calm your dreaded "oh noes my baby" syndrome...

2. having to set a set area radius such as 5 feet of clearance perimeter devoid of any potential yet damage causing objects such as BUT not limited to.....
-gut feeling in your stomach that maybe 'that' particular space doesnt seem right
-another car
-junk lying around your garage
-birds crapping on your window because you thought that tree was a shady alcove of hapiness...

3. washing your vehicle whenever you come home from work...

4. after leaving your driver seat, you double check, triple check, QUADdruple check, and so forth until i think the 7th time or so you realize the e-brake is up, and the dayam alarm is set.
4a. alarm has been de-activated and then re-activated and so forth just to make sure it IS locked and then you turn around to make sure no one was staring at you.. probably thinking how weird u are....

5. whenever you park, you do a 360 examination of the vehicle for any prints or scratches or dents or dirt or smudges or ANYTHING that pops out from YOUR eyes.

5a. when you come back to your vehicle, you do another 360... on your 370.... to make sure youre 100%.... A.... OK.

6. repeat steps 1 thru 5a about 3 or 4 times..

definition of OCD ME

1. repeat 6 about 3 or 4 times... and im seriously good to go. i promise.

now THAT... is pathetic ^_^ thank you.... and "excuse me while i kiss the sky!"

:worship:

Now besides all those steps i have to check my entire garage for the camera you installed.:eek: I knew someone was watching me, i felt it. Now i'll never get out of the garage:roflpuke2: :worship:


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