Slower than an off-road truck because...

lovemyvq · 03-30-2016, 04:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JohnTrang

A dude in a lifted fat tire truck w/ "salt-life" skull decal went first on a straight line course with many rough spots.

The pavement changes on the course kept my speed down because it made my car very lose over them.
He could keep accelerating although bouncing some too.
Even braking was scary as the car felt super loose over rough areas.

Im in a new 2015 Sport w/ 32-33 PSI on stock summer tires.
So, unless a sway bar or something will help, he owns me on that course.

Here's what you need to do, please follow steps closely:

1. Sell your Z. This is imperative and the rest of the steps will negate themselves if not strictly adhered to.
2. Buy a lifted truck. Any brodozer will do!
3. Buy a pair of white oakley gascans (very important to winning that they're white)
4. Buy a metal mulisha t shirt
5. Buy a tin of chewing tobacco
6. Buy a Fox racing hat
7. If you have any attractive cousins, or even not that attractive doesn't really matter, ask them to marry you.

There you go my friend, a winning formula! You can't possibly lose next time.

LA370z · 03-31-2016, 01:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lovemyvq

Here's what you need to do, please follow steps closely:

1. Sell your Z. This is imperative and the rest of the steps will negate themselves if not strictly adhered to.
2. Buy a lifted truck. Any brodozer will do!
3. Buy a pair of white oakley gascans (very important to winning that they're white)
4. Buy a metal mulisha t shirt
5. Buy a tin of chewing tobacco
6. Buy a Fox racing hat
7. If you have any attractive cousins, or even not that attractive doesn't really matter, ask them to marry you.

There you go my friend, a winning formula! You can't possibly lose next time.

LMAO!!!!!!!!

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