^ also buy explosive doughnuts (This is a joke) and leave them in his doorstep.

Rant over.

Lets see him use his leaf blower on a 20ton boulder.

Mayor's gift to ex-wife? A 20-ton boulder on her lawn | CTV News

This morning I farted before I got into my car and waved the stink towards his house!

[QUOTE=Amj2020;3185132]This morning I farted before I got into my car and waved the stink towards his house![/QUOTE

Now that is awesome retaliation!!!:bowrofl:

next time invite EW over.. (EastWest) :ugh:

Whoah hey no need to go tactical nuclear quite yet... :ugh:

I like this, bigger blower. We can have blower wars. Get a Hemi powered blower.

I think OP found Jungle Z :eek:

Use your leaf blower next time :rofl2:

Im fighting the urge to be passive aggressive and parking in front of his house, or starting the Z tonight, over, and over, and over...but im being good, so far.

If you're going that route then do this, hit the panic button on your key fob in the middle of the night, just for a few seconds, long enough to wake his *** up then turn it off before he knows it's your car. Sunday morning around 3-4am seems to work best when he gotta get up to work the next morning:rofl2:

I cant seem to sleep past 7am regardless of what I do, so I started the z up at 7am since my son was already awake, and gave it some loving revs. Then could not resist going for a quick drive. He was outside when I got back, scowling and raking his precious lawn.

Do the exact same thing back to him......next time you mow have the exhaust open to the side and PEPPER his cars


Might even want to drop some rocks out etc first.


Afterwards, go into his drive way and of course, clean his drive way to be a good neighbor......use a leaf blower....may be accidentally blow stuff in his cars as you clean up.


Now.......only do this if you have a garage to put your cars in.....you do not want to start a war you haven't already planned to win.

If your cars are going to remain in the line of fire....install security cameras and inform him that any actions to damage your propert Wil be responded to the fullest extent of both the law and the neighborhood association and remind him the cameras are all seeing....all seeing all recording.

easy solution.. just be passive (gas releasing included)