Do NOT buy a NISMO

Red__Zed · 01-28-2011, 05:45 PM

thread title is guaranteed to give this thread a ton of hits.

mick · 01-28-2011, 05:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Sibze

I went to buy a Nismo but the sales guy told me I wasn't cool enough so I had to by the normal 370z

haha. i thought that was the lexus policy for their new supercar.

Jeffblue · 01-28-2011, 05:48 PM

i went into the dealership and i was like 'what's the slowest version of the 370z?' and they showed me, and it was right then that i knew i had to have a nismo

toxik · 01-28-2011, 05:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Jeffblue

i bought a nismo, and then some guy traded his 3 daughters to me as sex toys, along with a tiger, 3 houses in the greek isles, and 100 million dollars. i used some of the money to buy a touring/sport

Hey, similar thing happened to me. I bought a nismo as a present for these twin girls I know, in hopes of winning over their hearts and the key to a threesome with me. Last I heard, their dad decided to sell the car online and we never had a threesome

LuckyJinx · 01-28-2011, 05:49 PM

2 people thought it was a ferrari.

Red__Zed · 01-28-2011, 05:50 PM

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Originally Posted by toxik

Hey, similar thing happened to me. I bought a nismo as a present for these twin girls I know, in hopes of winning over their hearts and the key to a threesome with me. Last I heard, their dad decided to sell the car online and we never had a threesome

Didn't you buy a regular car and just put the nismo front on it?

No unicorn blood== fail.

Jeffblue · 01-28-2011, 05:50 PM

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Originally Posted by toxik

Hey, similar thing happened to me. I bought a nismo as a present for these twin girls I know, in hopes of winning over their hearts and the key to a threesome with me. Last I heard, their dad decided to sell the car online and we never had a threesome

shumby · 01-28-2011, 05:50 PM

I looked at getting the Nismo but the dealer said I was far too cool for it. Sent me to Infiniti where i got me G37S. The have a 10" test for that if ya know what I am saying.

Red__Zed · 01-28-2011, 05:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Jeffblue

i went into the dealership and i was like 'what's the slowest version of the 370z?' and they showed me, and it was right then that i knew i had to have a nismo

Trips · 01-28-2011, 05:52 PM

Jeffblue · 01-28-2011, 05:53 PM

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Originally Posted by shumby

I looked at getting the Nismo but the dealer said I was far too cool for it. Sent me to Infiniti where i got me G37S. The have a 10" test for that if ya know what I am saying.

oh well.... for the 9" test they use a ruler to measure... for the 10" test they use the colon of one of the male technicians....

Red__Zed · 01-28-2011, 05:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Jeffblue

oh well.... for the 9" test they use a ruler to measure... for the 10" test they use the colon of one of the male technicians....

mick · 01-28-2011, 05:55 PM

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Originally Posted by shumby

I looked at getting the Nismo but the dealer said I was far too cool for it. Sent me to Infiniti where i got me G37S. The have a 10" test for that if ya know what I am saying.

did you hear the story about a guy getting a free mini after having the mini logo tattooed on his private part?

Man tattooes 'Mini' on his penis to win free Cooper — Autoblog

Jeffblue · 01-28-2011, 05:57 PM

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Originally Posted by mick

did you hear the story about a guy getting a free mini after having the mini logo tattooed on his private part?

Man tattooes 'Mini' on his penis to win free Cooper — Autoblog

i would do that for several other cars, but not a mini cooper.

Sibze · 01-28-2011, 05:58 PM

I wish I was good enough for a nismo

01-28-2011, 05:49 PM	#20 (permalink)
LuckyJinx Enthusiast Member Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Lexington, SC Posts: 465 Drives: 09 Nissan 370z Nismo Rep Power: 15	2 people thought it was a ferrari. __________________

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shumby Captin Canuck Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: with your mom Age: 45 Posts: 6,288 Drives: your sister Rep Power: 237	I looked at getting the Nismo but the dealer said I was far too cool for it. Sent me to Infiniti where i got me G37S. The have a 10" test for that if ya know what I am saying. __________________ Originally Posted by SAM@GTM Engine detonation is not normal and it should never never happen, and whoever told that need to do something else for living . Sam

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Sibze A True Z Fanatic Join Date: May 2009 Location: Ontario, Canada Posts: 16,202 Drives: In your way Rep Power: 63	I wish I was good enough for a nismo __________________ RIP Tony.

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Jeffblue A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: NY Age: 36 Posts: 9,192 Drives: Z32TT & 335xi Coupe Rep Power: 38	i went into the dealership and i was like 'what's the slowest version of the 370z?' and they showed me, and it was right then that i knew i had to have a nismo