Nissan 370Z Forum - Do NOT buy a NISMO

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Nissan 370Z Forum (http://www.the370z.com/)

- Nismo 370Z (http://www.the370z.com/nismo-370z/)

- - Do NOT buy a NISMO (http://www.the370z.com/nismo-370z/30819-do-not-buy-nismo.html)

Red__Zed

01-28-2011 04:45 PM

thread title is guaranteed to give this thread a ton of hits.

mick	01-28-2011 04:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sibze (Post 916639)

I went to buy a Nismo but the sales guy told me I wasn't cool enough so I had to by the normal 370z :(

haha. i thought that was the lexus policy for their new supercar.

Jeffblue

01-28-2011 04:48 PM

i went into the dealership and i was like 'what's the slowest version of the 370z?' and they showed me, and it was right then that i knew i had to have a nismo :stirthepot:

toxik

01-28-2011 04:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jeffblue (Post 916631)

i bought a nismo, and then some guy traded his 3 daughters to me as sex toys, along with a tiger, 3 houses in the greek isles, and 100 million dollars. i used some of the money to buy a touring/sport

Hey, similar thing happened to me. I bought a nismo as a present for these twin girls I know, in hopes of winning over their hearts and the key to a threesome with me. Last I heard, their dad decided to sell the car online and we never had a threesome :(

LuckyJinx

01-28-2011 04:49 PM

2 people thought it was a ferrari.

Red__Zed

01-28-2011 04:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by toxik (Post 916654)

Didn't you buy a regular car and just put the nismo front on it?

No unicorn blood== fail.

Jeffblue

01-28-2011 04:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by toxik (Post 916654)

:bowrofl::icon18:

shumby

01-28-2011 04:50 PM

I looked at getting the Nismo but the dealer said I was far too cool for it. Sent me to Infiniti where i got me G37S. The have a 10" test for that if ya know what I am saying.

Red__Zed

01-28-2011 04:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jeffblue (Post 916650)

i went into the dealership and i was like 'what's the slowest version of the 370z?' and they showed me, and it was right then that i knew i had to have a nismo :stirthepot:

:tiphat:

Trips

01-28-2011 04:52 PM

:koolaidwall:

Jeffblue

01-28-2011 04:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by shumby (Post 916660)

I looked at getting the Nismo but the dealer said I was far too cool for it. Sent me to Infiniti where i got me G37S. The have a 10" test for that if ya know what I am saying.

oh well.... for the 9" test they use a ruler to measure... for the 10" test they use the colon of one of the male technicians.... :p

Red__Zed

01-28-2011 04:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jeffblue (Post 916667)

oh well.... for the 9" test they use a ruler to measure... for the 10" test they use the colon of one of the male technicians.... :p

:wtf2:

mick	01-28-2011 04:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by shumby (Post 916660)

I looked at getting the Nismo but the dealer said I was far too cool for it. Sent me to Infiniti where i got me G37S. The have a 10" test for that if ya know what I am saying.

did you hear the story about a guy getting a free mini after having the mini logo tattooed on his private part? :D

Man tattooes 'Mini' on his penis to win free Cooper — Autoblog

Jeffblue

01-28-2011 04:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mick (Post 916671)

did you hear the story about a guy getting a free mini after having the mini logo tattooed on his private part? :D

Man tattooes 'Mini' on his penis to win free Cooper — Autoblog

i would do that for several other cars, but not a mini cooper.

Sibze

01-28-2011 04:58 PM

I wish I was good enough for a nismo

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