F*** that movie!

molamann · 09-12-2009, 12:49 AM

Add your list of terrible movies you've seen. Doesn't have to be a TERRIBLE movie but any movies that haven't met your expectations will suffice.

My contribution is **** Indiana Jones 4. I haven't seen any of the precious Indiana Jones series(though I've seen little bits here and there) so I had really high expectations going into the theater. The movie was somewhat tolerable until the last 1/3 of the movie and I'm sure most of you know what I mean if you've seen the movie.

frost · 09-12-2009, 01:00 AM

The spirit
Little Nicky
The Hulk
Punisher (war zone)
F&F = all
Signs
The Happening
Pride and Glory
Anything in the last couple years with nicolas cage
Elf
The Wrestler

phelan · 09-12-2009, 01:00 AM

Kazaam. lulz for shaq!

MC · 09-12-2009, 02:30 AM

out of the last few nights of 2AM movie viewing

the happening
the mist

BanningZ · 09-12-2009, 02:50 AM

"Knowing" Nick Cage

Absolute garbage

smurfblu13 · 09-12-2009, 02:51 AM

Rest Stop. I've seen a ton of movies. This was BY FAR the worst.

shabarivas · 09-12-2009, 04:22 AM

the wrestler was awesome - why no likey frost?

MC · 09-12-2009, 04:47 AM

wrestler was ok not great and i grew up a huge pro wrestling fan but after seeing all the real life tragic stories the real people go through like the documentary of jake the snake smoking crack in front of his daughter this movie paled in comparison

Attaboy · 09-12-2009, 08:55 PM

the Spirit was terrible.
Watchmen wasn't much better either.

frost · 09-12-2009, 09:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by shabarivas

the wrestler was awesome - why no likey frost?

I don't know, I can't quite place my finger on it. It just didn't feel believable to me, I wasn't pulled into the story. I thought rourke was just fine. Although I can't quite remember the ending, I remember not liking it at all.

Lyndo · 09-12-2009, 09:05 PM

300- i don't care what everyone else says i thought that movie was sh!t, uh what else, funny people was dumb, i lasted just over an hour before i quit watching it cuz it was going no where, tropic thunder was crap, can't think of anymore off the top of my head

Lone Wolf 75 · 09-12-2009, 10:54 PM

Terminator 3 - I cannot believe that Arnold decided to do this one. I guess he needed the money. I think the scriptwriters literally thought - "Hey, let's take a chase scene from T1, add another from T2, and boom! We've got a movie!" I was really angry that this one wasn't about the war - this movie should have devoted the first five minutes showing Skynet coming aware and the resulting global thermonuclear war. The rest of the movie should have been after the war.

Alien 3 - I know, let's remake Alien and throw in some ideas from The Thing. Let's also kill off two of the good characters from the previous movie in the first five minutes of this one, and do a shoddy, piss-poor job of explaining how it all happens because you saw nothing in the previous movie to justify these events. Let's also make Sigorney Weaver shave her head and make her as unattractive as we can. Let's also realy bend the rules of the alien gestation time and fail to explain any of this.

I agree with The Mist (so much different than the short story), and also The Happening. Maybe Mark Wahlberg was told to forget how to act. I will also add all of M. Night Shyamalan's movies since Unbreakable - they have gotten progressively worse, to the point that he should be renamed M. Night Shama-lama-ding-dong if they get any worse.

I am sure there are more, but I can't think of them.

Lug · 09-12-2009, 11:39 PM

Dune
Starship Troopers
CaddyShack II

frost · 09-13-2009, 12:46 PM

Just watched Adventureland last night, I'll add that to the list.

sloterg · 09-13-2009, 04:11 PM

my list of horrible movies is bigger than the list of good movies..

ive seen waaaay too many movies...

ill try n see if i can make a list soon

09-12-2009, 12:49 AM	#1 (permalink)
molamann A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 1,666 Drives: 370Z with NAVVVVV Rep Power: 284	F* that movie! Add your list of terrible movies you've seen. Doesn't have to be a TERRIBLE movie but any movies that haven't met your expectations will suffice. My contribution is ** Indiana Jones 4. I haven't seen any of the precious Indiana Jones series(though I've seen little bits here and there) so I had really high expectations going into the theater. The movie was somewhat tolerable until the last 1/3 of the movie and I'm sure most of you know what I mean if you've seen the movie.

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MC Moderator Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: NC Posts: 3,238 Drives: 2015 GTR NISMO Rep Power: 24	wrestler was ok not great and i grew up a huge pro wrestling fan but after seeing all the real life tragic stories the real people go through like the documentary of jake the snake smoking crack in front of his daughter this movie paled in comparison __________________ 2015 GT-R N1SMO "THE ONE" Instagram MCGTRN1SMO Youtube MCGTRNISMO

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frost Retired admin Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Winterfell Posts: 106,613 Drives: Your Wife Crazy Rep Power: 0	The spirit Little Nicky The Hulk Punisher (war zone) F&F = all Signs The Happening Pride and Glory Anything in the last couple years with nicolas cage Elf The Wrestler

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smurfblu13 A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: PA Posts: 2,584 Drives: cars Rep Power: 380	Rest Stop. I've seen a ton of movies. This was BY FAR the worst.

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Lyndo Base Member Join Date: May 2009 Location: Saskatoon, Sk, Canada Posts: 53 Drives: honda accord Rep Power: 16	300- i don't care what everyone else says i thought that movie was sh!t, uh what else, funny people was dumb, i lasted just over an hour before i quit watching it cuz it was going no where, tropic thunder was crap, can't think of anymore off the top of my head

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Lone Wolf 75 Base Member Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: The Future Age: 49 Posts: 191 Drives: 09 370Z PG 6M Rep Power: 16	Terminator 3 - I cannot believe that Arnold decided to do this one. I guess he needed the money. I think the scriptwriters literally thought - "Hey, let's take a chase scene from T1, add another from T2, and boom! We've got a movie!" I was really angry that this one wasn't about the war - this movie should have devoted the first five minutes showing Skynet coming aware and the resulting global thermonuclear war. The rest of the movie should have been after the war. Alien 3 - I know, let's remake Alien and throw in some ideas from The Thing. Let's also kill off two of the good characters from the previous movie in the first five minutes of this one, and do a shoddy, piss-poor job of explaining how it all happens because you saw nothing in the previous movie to justify these events. Let's also make Sigorney Weaver shave her head and make her as unattractive as we can. Let's also realy bend the rules of the alien gestation time and fail to explain any of this. I agree with The Mist (so much different than the short story), and also The Happening. Maybe Mark Wahlberg was told to forget how to act. I will also add all of M. Night Shyamalan's movies since Unbreakable - they have gotten progressively worse, to the point that he should be renamed M. Night Shama-lama-ding-dong if they get any worse. I am sure there are more, but I can't think of them.

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