Share your best joke

BrickyardZ · 02-16-2011, 08:45 AM

How about sharing the funniest joke you've ever heard? I'll kick it off with this one. I hope you enjoy it.

SCOTTISH COMPASSION

> A man was sitting on a blanket at the beach. He had no arms and no legs.

> Three women, from England, Wales, and Scotland, were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man.

> The English woman said 'Have you ever had a hug?' The man said 'No,' so
she gave him a hug and walked on.

> The welsh woman said, 'Have you ever had a kiss?' The man said, 'No,' so
she gave him a kiss and walked on.

> The Scottish woman came to him and said, 'Ave ya ever been fooked laddie?' The man broke into a big smile and said, NO????.

>> She said, 'Aye, - Ya will be when the tide comes in.'

shadoquad · 02-16-2011, 10:54 AM

lol that's a good one.

A lot of us have already posted our best jokes, though. Joke of the Day

02-16-2011, 08:45 AM	#1 (permalink)
BrickyardZ Base Member Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Cincinnati Posts: 123 Drives: 2010 40th Anniv Rep Power: 15	Share your best joke How about sharing the funniest joke you've ever heard? I'll kick it off with this one. I hope you enjoy it. SCOTTISH COMPASSION > A man was sitting on a blanket at the beach. He had no arms and no legs. > Three women, from England, Wales, and Scotland, were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man. > The English woman said 'Have you ever had a hug?' The man said 'No,' so she gave him a hug and walked on. > The welsh woman said, 'Have you ever had a kiss?' The man said, 'No,' so she gave him a kiss and walked on. > The Scottish woman came to him and said, 'Ave ya ever been fooked laddie?' The man broke into a big smile and said, NO????. >> She said, 'Aye, - Ya will be when the tide comes in.'

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02-16-2011, 10:54 AM	#2 (permalink)
shadoquad A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: . Posts: 42,608 Drives: . Rep Power: 3886	lol that's a good one. A lot of us have already posted our best jokes, though. Joke of the Day