Share your best joke
 

How about sharing the funniest joke you've ever heard? I'll kick it off with this one. I hope you enjoy it.


SCOTTISH COMPASSION

> A man was sitting on a blanket at the beach. He had no arms and no legs.

> Three women, from England, Wales, and Scotland, were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man.

> The English woman said 'Have you ever had a hug?' The man said 'No,' so
she gave him a hug and walked on.

> The welsh woman said, 'Have you ever had a kiss?' The man said, 'No,' so
she gave him a kiss and walked on.

> The Scottish woman came to him and said, 'Ave ya ever been fooked laddie?' The man broke into a big smile and said, NO????.

>> She said, 'Aye, - Ya will be when the tide comes in.'

lol that's a good one.

A lot of us have already posted our best jokes, though. http://www.the370z.com/lounge-off-to...-joke-day.html