Co-Worker nick-names
 

Co-Worker nick-names

Kindly list the nick-name for any or your co-workers.

I currently have two that come to mind:

• 85, because she is a b*tch 85 percent of the time.
• KIA, know it all

Any good names / stories behind your colleagues?

Discuss.

Shrek.

Edit: no details needed here, the name says it all.

They called my mom IBM, she thought it was because she was good with computers but no.
Itty Bitty Mexican

KMN (kill me now)

My previous office mate.
Thank gawd for the "previous".

"Soonethines". Because the prick can't same "sometimes" (he says it with a Mexican accent)

And "JimJames" because sometimes he's James, and sometimes he's Jim. He only sends emails out saying "J"

-Kinky Devil(Customer Service) Details:Looks like she would be a freak in bed and has slight attitude problems. Once she blurted the word vagina in front of the office company. Very loose lips.
-KIAB(Know it all bitch) Details:Talks to everybody like they're inferior.
-The General(Warehouse Manager) Details: Has a General Sticker on his door.
-Thing 1 Details: Thing 1 and Thing 2 communicate like the minions from Despicable Me. Always talking about random stuff and work right next to each other.
-Thing 2
-Sylvatron(Warehouse Worker) Details: Original Name is Slyviano, however his working pace is unbelievably quick and works like a robot and has the most difficult job in the warehouse.
-Fix It Felix(Warehouse Worker) Details: Original Name is Julio however his working pace is near Syvaltrons and wears a hat that makes him look like Fix It Felix
-Anakin Skywalker(Unknown) Details: Some douche whose name is Luke but everybody calls him either Anakin or Lightsaber. Very annoying and has drinking issues and talks about nothing but his stupid lame party stories(Essentially useless to the company).

We have about close to 40 employees but these are some of their nicknames and these names were not only created by me but as a team with shipping department crew.

Fark - what good fun !!!! My contribution ....

Robert Supwards (R. Supwards)
Richard Head (**** Head)
CunningFunt - describes a really clever person (not ..)
FusterCluck because sh1t always happens around him/her
Nobody (because "Nobody is Perfect") - this is actually very complimentary and originally refered to an Australian Rugby Union captain who was bloody good
Small Town in France (there is a town in France called C**t apparently)
Capital P (as in you are a Capital P as in P r i c k)


We had 3 blokes in the orifice back in the 70's, all named Robert, so we called the first one Tom, the second D1ck and the last Harry - so Bob Kerr is still called Harry, nearly 45 years later - even his grown-up kids call him Harry, such is the power of a work-assigned nick-name.

Smoochie(also answers to suck a$$)
Father Time(dude's older than me and I'm old)
Stinky
Tiny(6'8" and 365lbs)
I don't know why, but they call me dickhead

Hey dickhead, ásshole, nice to meet you

Backatcha:tiphat:

1. "buddy buddy" - this guy calls any and everybody buddy buddy
2. "Skatman" - this guy looks identical to Skatman Crothers
3. "moonhead" - if only you could see how big this guy's head is!
4. "scoot" - his real name is Scott but they misspelled his name in our company wide news article
5. "squirrel" - that's my nickname and I have no clue why they call me that haha

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Kripke (a lady in our office who is very fierce about what is her wook (work).
The Bearded Lady...who is not a lady at all....bwahahahaaaa-he's an engineer!

Alone............ because i work alone beeeeeiiiiiaaattttches!

Oh yeah.

But do you wear pants when you're working "alone" beeeeeeiiiiiiaaattttch?!

that's what inquiring minds wanna know ;)


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