Co-Worker nick-names

osbornsm · 08-27-2014, 01:54 PM

Co-Worker nick-names

Kindly list the nick-name for any or your co-workers.

I currently have two that come to mind:

85, because she is a b*tch 85 percent of the time.
KIA, know it all

Any good names / stories behind your colleagues?

Discuss.

Zbrah · 08-27-2014, 02:02 PM

Shrek.

Edit: no details needed here, the name says it all.

ACE_20 · 08-27-2014, 02:06 PM

They called my mom IBM, she thought it was because she was good with computers but no.
Itty Bitty Mexican

blackcherry20 · 08-27-2014, 07:38 PM

KMN (kill me now)

My previous office mate.
Thank gawd for the "previous".

DEpointfive0 · 08-27-2014, 08:14 PM

"Soonethines". Because the prick can't same "sometimes" (he says it with a Mexican accent)

And "JimJames" because sometimes he's James, and sometimes he's Jim. He only sends emails out saying "J"

ckim64 · 08-27-2014, 08:22 PM

-Kinky Devil(Customer Service) Details:Looks like she would be a freak in bed and has slight attitude problems. Once she blurted the word vagina in front of the office company. Very loose lips.
-KIAB(Know it all bitch) Details:Talks to everybody like they're inferior.
-The General(Warehouse Manager) Details: Has a General Sticker on his door.
-Thing 1 Details: Thing 1 and Thing 2 communicate like the minions from Despicable Me. Always talking about random stuff and work right next to each other.
-Thing 2
-Sylvatron(Warehouse Worker) Details: Original Name is Slyviano, however his working pace is unbelievably quick and works like a robot and has the most difficult job in the warehouse.
-Fix It Felix(Warehouse Worker) Details: Original Name is Julio however his working pace is near Syvaltrons and wears a hat that makes him look like Fix It Felix
-Anakin Skywalker(Unknown) Details: Some douche whose name is Luke but everybody calls him either Anakin or Lightsaber. Very annoying and has drinking issues and talks about nothing but his stupid lame party stories(Essentially useless to the company).

We have about close to 40 employees but these are some of their nicknames and these names were not only created by me but as a team with shipping department crew.

BGTV8 · 08-27-2014, 08:27 PM

Fark - what good fun !!!! My contribution ....

Robert Supwards (R. Supwards)
Richard Head (**** Head)
CunningFunt - describes a really clever person (not ..)
FusterCluck because sh1t always happens around him/her
Nobody (because "Nobody is Perfect") - this is actually very complimentary and originally refered to an Australian Rugby Union captain who was bloody good
Small Town in France (there is a town in France called C**t apparently)
Capital P (as in you are a Capital P as in P r i c k)

We had 3 blokes in the orifice back in the 70's, all named Robert, so we called the first one Tom, the second D1ck and the last Harry - so Bob Kerr is still called Harry, nearly 45 years later - even his grown-up kids call him Harry, such is the power of a work-assigned nick-name.

roadrash666 · 09-02-2014, 08:56 PM

Smoochie(also answers to suck a$$)
Father Time(dude's older than me and I'm old)
Stinky
Tiny(6'8" and 365lbs)
I don't know why, but they call me dickhead

DEpointfive0 · 09-02-2014, 11:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by roadrash666

Smoochie(also answers to suck a$$)
Father Time(dude's older than me and I'm old)
Stinky
Tiny(6'8" and 365lbs)
I don't know why, but they call me dickhead

Hey dickhead, ásshole, nice to meet you

roadrash666 · 09-02-2014, 11:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DEpointfive0

Hey dickhead, ásshole, nice to meet you

Backatcha

MicntaeG35 · 09-03-2014, 05:08 AM

1. "buddy buddy" - this guy calls any and everybody buddy buddy
2. "Skatman" - this guy looks identical to Skatman Crothers
3. "moonhead" - if only you could see how big this guy's head is!
4. "scoot" - his real name is Scott but they misspelled his name in our company wide news article
5. "squirrel" - that's my nickname and I have no clue why they call me that haha

blackcherry20 · 09-03-2014, 07:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by roadrash666

Smoochie(also answers to suck a$$)
Father Time(dude's older than me and I'm old)
Stinky
Tiny(6'8" and 365lbs)
I don't know why, but they call me dickhead

Quote:

Originally Posted by DEpointfive0

Hey dickhead, ásshole, nice to meet you

blackcherry20 · 09-03-2014, 07:56 PM

Kripke (a lady in our office who is very fierce about what is her wook (work).
The Bearded Lady...who is not a lady at all....bwahahahaaaa-he's an engineer!

jlo370z · 09-03-2014, 08:20 PM

Alone............ because i work alone beeeeeiiiiiaaattttches!

blackcherry20 · 09-03-2014, 08:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jlo370z

Alone............ because i work alone beeeeeiiiiiaaattttches!

Oh yeah.

But do you wear pants when you're working "alone" beeeeeeiiiiiiaaattttch?!

that's what inquiring minds wanna know

08-27-2014, 01:54 PM	#1 (permalink)
osbornsm A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: WHAT Posts: 2,551 Drives: 2018 Camaro SS 1LE Rep Power: 424	Co-Worker nick-names Co-Worker nick-names Kindly list the nick-name for any or your co-workers. I currently have two that come to mind: 85, because she is a b*tch 85 percent of the time. KIA, know it all Any good names / stories behind your colleagues? Discuss.

08-27-2014, 02:02 PM	#2 (permalink)
Zbrah A True Z Fanatic Join Date: May 2013 Location: The370Z.com Posts: 4,956 Drives: 370Z Rep Power: 5452	Shrek. Edit: no details needed here, the name says it all. Last edited by Zbrah; 08-27-2014 at 02:26 PM.

08-27-2014, 02:06 PM	#3 (permalink)
ACE_20 Base Member Join Date: Nov 2013 Location: houston Posts: 41 Drives: 09 370z b m6 Rep Power: 12	They called my mom IBM, she thought it was because she was good with computers but no. Itty Bitty Mexican osbornsm and DEpointfive0 like this. __________________ \| FI OIL COOLER\| STILLEN GEN 3\|

08-27-2014, 07:38 PM	#4 (permalink)
blackcherry20 A True Z Fanatic Join Date: May 2012 Location: Southern Ohio Posts: 22,749 Drives: ‘17 badazz Z51 Rep Power: 240459	KMN (kill me now) My previous office mate. Thank gawd for the "previous". __________________ Grand Sport Corvette Arctic White

08-27-2014, 08:14 PM	#5 (permalink)
DEpointfive0 Premium Member Bitches Join Date: Jan 2012 Location: SoCal Posts: 14,824 Drives: a lot Rep Power: 17151	"Soonethines". Because the prick can't same "sometimes" (he says it with a Mexican accent) And "JimJames" because sometimes he's James, and sometimes he's Jim. He only sends emails out saying "J" blackcherry20 and roadrash666 like this. __________________ Do YOU want to know what/where I got my username from? ( Click to show/hide ) NSFW due to language:

08-27-2014, 08:22 PM	#6 (permalink)
ckim64 Base Member Join Date: Jun 2013 Location: Playboy Mansion Posts: 191 Drives: Hyundai 370Z Rep Power: 12	-Kinky Devil(Customer Service) Details:Looks like she would be a freak in bed and has slight attitude problems. Once she blurted the word vagina in front of the office company. Very loose lips. -KIAB(Know it all bitch) Details:Talks to everybody like they're inferior. -The General(Warehouse Manager) Details: Has a General Sticker on his door. -Thing 1 Details: Thing 1 and Thing 2 communicate like the minions from Despicable Me. Always talking about random stuff and work right next to each other. -Thing 2 -Sylvatron(Warehouse Worker) Details: Original Name is Slyviano, however his working pace is unbelievably quick and works like a robot and has the most difficult job in the warehouse. -Fix It Felix(Warehouse Worker) Details: Original Name is Julio however his working pace is near Syvaltrons and wears a hat that makes him look like Fix It Felix -Anakin Skywalker(Unknown) Details: Some douche whose name is Luke but everybody calls him either Anakin or Lightsaber. Very annoying and has drinking issues and talks about nothing but his stupid lame party stories(Essentially useless to the company). We have about close to 40 employees but these are some of their nicknames and these names were not only created by me but as a team with shipping department crew. osbornsm and roadrash666 like this. Last edited by ckim64; 08-27-2014 at 08:40 PM.

08-27-2014, 08:27 PM	#7 (permalink)
BGTV8 A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: 03350 Australia Posts: 1,514 Drives: 09 Nissan 370Z M6 Rep Power: 39973	Fark - what good fun !!!! My contribution .... Robert Supwards (R. Supwards) Richard Head (** Head) CunningFunt - describes a really clever person (not ..) FusterCluck because sh1t always happens around him/her Nobody (because "Nobody is Perfect") - this is actually very complimentary and originally refered to an Australian Rugby Union captain who was bloody good Small Town in France (there is a town in France called Ct apparently) Capital P (as in you are a Capital P as in P r i c k) We had 3 blokes in the orifice back in the 70's, all named Robert, so we called the first one Tom, the second D1ck and the last Harry - so Bob Kerr is still called Harry, nearly 45 years later - even his grown-up kids call him Harry, such is the power of a work-assigned nick-name. Last edited by BGTV8; 08-27-2014 at 08:30 PM.

09-02-2014, 08:56 PM	#8 (permalink)
roadrash666 Base Member Join Date: Mar 2014 Location: florissant mo Posts: 90 Drives: 2008 G37 coupe Rep Power: 11	Smoochie(also answers to suck a$$) Father Time(dude's older than me and I'm old) Stinky Tiny(6'8" and 365lbs) I don't know why, but they call me dickhead blackcherry20 likes this. __________________ The Z is hers. I'm just the caretaker.

09-03-2014, 05:08 AM	#11 (permalink)
MicntaeG35 Enthusiast Member Join Date: May 2014 Location: Trussville, AL Posts: 470 Drives: 11 370z nismo #452 Rep Power: 11	1. "buddy buddy" - this guy calls any and everybody buddy buddy 2. "Skatman" - this guy looks identical to Skatman Crothers 3. "moonhead" - if only you could see how big this guy's head is! 4. "scoot" - his real name is Scott but they misspelled his name in our company wide news article 5. "squirrel" - that's my nickname and I have no clue why they call me that haha roadrash666 likes this.

09-03-2014, 07:56 PM	#13 (permalink)
blackcherry20 A True Z Fanatic Join Date: May 2012 Location: Southern Ohio Posts: 22,749 Drives: ‘17 badazz Z51 Rep Power: 240459	Kripke (a lady in our office who is very fierce about what is her wook (work). The Bearded Lady...who is not a lady at all....bwahahahaaaa-he's an engineer! roadrash666 likes this. __________________ Grand Sport Corvette Arctic White

09-03-2014, 08:20 PM	#14 (permalink)
jlo370z Im a Fireball Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: Ill in noise Posts: 3,370 Drives: 11 370z Red 6spd Rep Power: 43426	Alone............ because i work alone beeeeeiiiiiaaattttches! blackcherry20 likes this. __________________ ❝The Jlo370Z Build❞ 523HP \| 455 ftb tq \| 11.5 PSI \| 93 Octane *2017 Porsche 991.2 C4!l*

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