Co-Worker nick-names

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-Kinky Devil(Customer Service) Details:Looks like she would be a freak in bed and has slight attitude problems. Once she blurted the word vagina in front of the office company. Very loose lips.
-KIAB(Know it all bitch) Details:Talks to everybody like they're inferior.
-The General(Warehouse Manager) Details: Has a General Sticker on his door.
-Thing 1 Details: Thing 1 and Thing 2 communicate like the minions from Despicable Me. Always talking about random stuff and work right next to each other.
-Thing 2
-Sylvatron(Warehouse Worker) Details: Original Name is Slyviano, however his working pace is unbelievably quick and works like a robot and has the most difficult job in the warehouse.
-Fix It Felix(Warehouse Worker) Details: Original Name is Julio however his working pace is near Syvaltrons and wears a hat that makes him look like Fix It Felix
-Anakin Skywalker(Unknown) Details: Some douche whose name is Luke but everybody calls him either Anakin or Lightsaber. Very annoying and has drinking issues and talks about nothing but his stupid lame party stories(Essentially useless to the company).

We have about close to 40 employees but these are some of their nicknames and these names were not only created by me but as a team with shipping department crew.