The Z breaks all the rules Rob. Stare down contest!

Porschers wanna hate,
I don't even want none of the above.
I want to piss on them!
Yes I do
I'll piss on them,
I'll pee on them.

And Porschers'll never feel, quite the same,
I want to pee in Porschers' food.
Only thing that'll make my life complete
is when I turn Porschersr face into a toilet seat.
I want to pee on Porschers
yes I do...
yes I do
I'll pee on Porschers
I'll piss on Porschers...

Disclaimer: Copyrighted material from the Dave Chappelle Show - Pee on Porschers R. Kelly Remix

He picked up some mad skills :icon17:

Pee on Porschers :bowrofl: :bowrofl::bowrofl:

He probably couldnt understand who was sitting on my lap and why I kept trying to push them out of my way due to them blocking my vision.



What he didnt realize, was it was my penis, and its actually that big.

:roflpuke2:

Would you like to join Birdman and I and go pee on some Porsches?

:bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl:

:bowrofl: awesome, I'll bring tons of water and asparagus. It's gonna be fun :tup:

:bowrofl::bowrofl::bowrofl:

:icon17::tup:

I like how this thread turned from Z spottings to golden showers. Mid-A never disappoints!

:icon17:

Mid-A rocks ALL DAY LONG!!!! :tup:

OHHH MY GOODNESS. :ugh2:

Sounds fun!

:bowrofl::bowrofl:

Oh guys, this is a doozy

Well I was on a good streak with seeing decent Z owners, I just had a doozy right now. It wasnt a 370, but a 350. I was walking across the parking lot to go to the store and I hear this TERRIBLE sounding exhaust, im thinking to myself, "wow, that sounds like sh*t". So I continue walking and out of nowhere some dipsh*t in an orange 370 started peeling out trying to impress some girls at the gym, when all of a sudden he loses control (not sure how he did that) of the car and misses me by MAYBE a foot does a 180 degree spin. The whole time hes laughing to himself. So yeah Im FUMING when I see this and in a fit of rage shouted "get out of the F*cking car you stupid blah blah blah"!! I sprint over to him and his face turns white and he started apologizing saying how sorry he was and he gets out and starts pleading to me not to kill him, and then he starts crying like a B*tch in the middle of the parking lot with 30 people looking. By now im just staring at him like "wtf is wrong with this guy". Whats even funnier is he looked to be about my age and the idiot didnt drive away like a normal person would do if they saw some insane raged guy running up to them, but the idiot got out and started crying. :gtfo2: So I just stared at him and went about my merry way.

Its gotten to the point where if I see anybody with a z I start freaking out wondering if they're going to try to race me, ride my ***, play loud *** bass outside my house, or blow me off when I try to say hi to them lol