Mid-A Epic Randomness Thread!

[shadoquad]

Originally Posted by Sndtgr08

Man! at 8 minutes, she should still take you to dinner! Why? Let me cound the ways!


1. Bull riders only have to stay on for 8 seconds.
2. It take less then 7 minutes to hit the gound if your parachute does not open.
3. Average time for a man to ejaculate is 5.4 minutes.
4. It takes 8 minutes for light to travel to the earth.

That fact is what you did was amazing and I doubt if very many of us could have lasted the full 8 minutes.



They way I see it, you damn well earned that dinner.

[m4a1mustang]

Originally Posted by Sndtgr08

Man! at 8 minutes, she should still take you to dinner! Why? Let me cound the ways!


1. Bull riders only have to stay on for 8 seconds.
2. It take less then 7 minutes to hit the gound if your parachute does not open.
3. Average time for a man to ejaculate is 5.4 minutes.
4. It takes 8 minutes for light to travel to the earth.

That fact is what you did was amazing and I doubt if very many of us could have lasted the full 8 minutes.



They way I see it, you damn well earned that dinner.

repped

[Cristobal09]

Yeah that show is so staged (just like all reality shows) that it makes me sick. I can "put up with" her shows like the biggest loser, survivor, or even that Project Runway.

The icing on the cake for me was last season she was watching it and the first 3 girls who saw this guy all started confessing their undying love for him. I cant do corny, I had some chick when I was younger tell me she loved me after the first date, I said

[m4a1mustang]

Project Runway is good because the drama is real and Heidi Klum is crazy and still pretty hot.

[4r3s]

Originally Posted by Cristobal09

Yeah that show is so staged (just like all reality shows) that it makes me sick. I can "put up with" her shows like the biggest loser, survivor, or even that Project Runway.

The icing on the cake for me was last season she was watching it and the first 3 girls who saw this guy all started confessing their undying love for him. I cant do corny, I had some chick when I was younger tell me she loved me after the first date, I said

I usually get kicked out bc of the unrelenting comments I make on these shows. I used to have to watch So you think you can dance which in comparison isn't that bad. At least they're doing something that requires a talent. the bachelor/bachelorette is ridiculousness, your 8 minutes is commendable lol.

[Cristobal09]

Originally Posted by 4r3s

I usually get kicked out bc of the unrelenting comments I make on these shows.

Exactly, I will make a smart azz remark which gets me kicked out really quick.

So you think you can dance isnt bad, I can put up with that. Same goes for american idol or The Voice.

Dont even get me started on jersey shore or keeping up with the kardashians or whatever its called.....fortunately she doesnt watch that crap.

[m4a1mustang]

Originally Posted by Cristobal09

Exactly, I will make a smart azz remark which gets me kicked out really quick.

So you think you can dance isnt bad, I can put up with that. Same goes for american idol or The Voice.

Dont even get me started on jersey shore or keeping up with the kardashians or whatever its called.....fortunately she doesnt watch that crap.

SYTYCD is not bad because some of the girls on there are pretty hot and they move somewhat erotically.

My favorite "reality" shows at the moment are Bait Car and Hardcore Pawn. Hilarious.

[Cristobal09]

Yeah ive never seen bait car but ive seen bits and pieces that were hilarious. I also dont mind america's next top model, I like the "plus" sized models cause the rest of them have aids like figures.

My absolute favorite is Impractical Jokers on TRUtv, but of course its getting axed after this season.

[supersic58]

my wife figured out which password I use for netflix and now the people at their home office must think something strange is going on...

how this viewer went from "godfather", "scarface", "predator", etc. to "He's Just not that in to you" is making them think one thing only...

[m4a1mustang]

Originally Posted by supersic58

my wife figured out which password I use for netflix and now the people at their home office must think something strange is going on...

how this viewer went from "godfather", "scarface", "predator", etc. to "He's Just not that in to you" is making them think one thing only...

You should see my Amazon.com product recommendations.

[GM_Traitor3.5]

Originally Posted by m4a1mustang

You should see my Amazon.com product recommendations.

Lemme guess, this is one of them:

[4r3s]

Originally Posted by m4a1mustang

You should see my Amazon.com product recommendations.

Amazon.com: Passion Natural Water-Based Lubricant - 55 Gallon: Health & Personal Care

the comments are hilarious:
"Some times you need a loudspeaker, a Barry White CD and a 55 Gallon drum of Lube."

[GM_Traitor3.5]

Originally Posted by 4r3s

Amazon.com: Passion Natural Water-Based Lubricant - 55 Gallon: Health & Personal Care

the comments are hilarious:
"Some times you need a loudspeaker, a Barry White CD and a 55 Gallon drum of Lube."

[m4a1mustang]

Originally Posted by 4r3s

Amazon.com: Passion Natural Water-Based Lubricant - 55 Gallon: Health & Personal Care

the comments are hilarious:
"Some times you need a loudspeaker, a Barry White CD and a 55 Gallon drum of Lube."

[Cristobal09]

Originally Posted by 4r3s

Amazon.com: Passion Natural Water-Based Lubricant - 55 Gallon: Health & Personal Care

the comments are hilarious:
"Some times you need a loudspeaker, a Barry White CD and a 55 Gallon drum of Lube."

LMAO

This is a hazard! I've already lost two cats in this thing. There should be a warning sticker or something. I assumed the cats would float, but they sunk like rocks into the lube. And no, it's not what you think. Don't be disgusting. I was trying to create my own cat lube wrestling league. You know, for sickos.