Mid-A Epic Randomness Thread!

[eastwest2300]

Originally Posted by Kirkster

LoL...

I don't do alignments...

[b1adesofcha0s]

By that he means that if you're crooked, he can't help make you straight
He can't fix your ghey :P

[eastwest2300]

Originally Posted by b1adesofcha0s

By that he means that if you're crooked, he can't help make you straight
He can't fix your ghey :P

hahaha...

[RandyD]

blades - somehow this made me think of you...

pic0063 | Flickr - Photo Sharing!

[birdmanx1]

Originally Posted by RandyD

blades - somehow this made me think of you...

pic0063 | Flickr - Photo Sharing!

LOL, that's hilarious, I had a great laugh at many of the pics, thanks for sharing.

[b1adesofcha0s]

Originally Posted by RandyD

blades - somehow this made me think of you...

pic0063 | Flickr - Photo Sharing!

[eastwest2300]

Guys I'm in Houston on my to Denver for the weekend, see y'all when I get back.

Dee

[b1adesofcha0s]

Originally Posted by eastwest2300

Guys I'm in Houston on my to Denver for the weekend, see y'all when I get back.

Dee

[birdmanx1]

Originally Posted by eastwest2300

Guys I'm in Houston on my to Denver for the weekend, see y'all when I get back.

Dee

Dem' broncos!!!

[Masa]

Originally Posted by eastwest2300

Guys I'm in Houston on my to Denver for the weekend, see y'all when I get back.

Dee

Have fun bro! Better see you at the Gordon Biersch meet!

[TROOPER]

Someone actually asked me this at work today via email because they were bored..!!

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood?

I was more bored, so I felt I had to answer his question LOL

RE: your “Quick question….”

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood?

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I believe this is proportional to the size of the woodchuck, and the hibernation cycle of the said wood chuck.

As the current season begins, the said woodchuck is just emerging and is now gathering food/energy, and is still not yet at full strength.

Until the woodchuck is at full strength the exact amount of wood the woodchuck can chuck is 2229299.3630573248407643312101911 tooth picks.

This is because a woodchuck can chuck a “cord of wood” which is 128 cubic feet (3.62 m3), equal to 7,000,000 tooth picks.

Due to the woodchucks current limitations on strength, and he is still buskin on the metro to get change so he may buy a Red Bull, he is only able to chuck a 1xcord(7M tooth picks)/Pie (3.14)

I hope this helps with your enquiry, if you need further assistance feel free to call our support desk or your Sales Rep, who will be more than willing to fill you with false hope, and tell you the current task of calculating the amount of wood that 17 woodchucks can chuck “is in Development.”

[eastwest2300]

Originally Posted by Masa

Have fun bro! Better see you at the Gordon Biersch meet!

Thanks brother, Denver was amazing, sucha fun city, I flew back to DC, then drove here to Grand Rapids, MI to see the family.. Should be back Saturday night..

[Masa]

I bought a nice young woman dinner and a movie under the verbal understanding that she would provide me some sexual pleasure in return. She later denied me her services. I am displeased.

[shadoquad]

Originally Posted by Masa

I bought a nice young woman dinner and a movie under the verbal understanding that she would provide me some sexual pleasure in return. She later denied me her services. I am displeased.

I've said it once, and I'll say it again.

Prostitution is legal, as long as you pay with food and entertainment. But in this case, the ho didn't perform services for currency rendered. If I were you, I would stop giving her your custom.

[Masa]

I have filed a legal suit against her. A verbal agreement is a binding contract and the contract obligations were not fulfilled. I seek compensation for damages rendered.