Mid-A Epic Randomness Thread!

TROOPER · 06-30-2011, 08:38 AM

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Originally Posted by shadoquad

I did something similar a few weeks ago.

Don't feel bad man, she was probably the love of your life. Women come and go.

Massage Parlors don't count

b1adesofcha0s · 06-30-2011, 08:39 AM

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Originally Posted by 4r3s

I'm an idiot, I went to the grocery store yesterday and as I was getting out of my car a smoking hot asian chick says "That is one sexy car!" I said thank you and kept walking towards the store...Yeah as I was in the store it dawned on me that I just blew one of the best oppertunities thrown my way recently to chat up a sexy lady....damn my obliviousness!

shadoquad · 06-30-2011, 08:43 AM

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Originally Posted by TROOPER

Massage Parlors don't count

They think I'm extra special. That's why they charge me more for happy endings than anyone else.

TROOPER · 06-30-2011, 08:46 AM

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Originally Posted by shadoquad

They think I'm extra special small. That's why they don't charge me more for happy endings.

Fixed

b1adesofcha0s · 06-30-2011, 08:47 AM

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Originally Posted by shadoquad

They think I'm extra special. That's why they charge me more for happy endings than anyone else.

That's because it takes them longer to find it

shadoquad · 06-30-2011, 08:47 AM

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Originally Posted by TROOPER

Fixed

I know happy endings are free at your massage parlor, but I'm not interested in your massages. I like women.

shadoquad · 06-30-2011, 09:13 AM

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Originally Posted by TROOPER

Massage Parlors don't count

Ladies and gentlemen, your masseuse for the evening:

TROOPER · 06-30-2011, 09:35 AM

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Originally Posted by shadoquad

Ladies and gentlemen, your masseuse for the evening:

That's just frickin awesome... KUDOS..!!

b1adesofcha0s · 06-30-2011, 10:07 AM

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Originally Posted by shadoquad

Ladies and gentlemen, your masseuse for the evening:

birdmanx1 · 06-30-2011, 10:22 AM

OMG LMAO

xohmx · 06-30-2011, 10:41 AM

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4r3s · 06-30-2011, 03:02 PM

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Originally Posted by 4r3s

Darren, what brand lotion do you use? you got some really soft skin buddy

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Originally Posted by TROOPER

Anything white creamy and full of protien..!!

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Originally Posted by shadoquad

Ladies and gentlemen, your masseuse for the evening:

just sayin, might want to think twice about that massage...

TROOPER · 06-30-2011, 06:01 PM

LOL while you're all enjoying making fun of me...

It reminded me I was going to post a new pic of my guns.
(unintentional non threatening gun reference).

OK, here's "The Twins"....

b1adesofcha0s · 06-30-2011, 06:13 PM

So cute

m4a1mustang · 06-30-2011, 06:51 PM

Nice Darren!

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TROOPER A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Baltimore, MD Posts: 1,297 Drives: Your Tax Dollars Rep Power: 17	LOL while you're all enjoying making fun of me... It reminded me I was going to post a new pic of my guns. (unintentional non threatening gun reference). OK, here's "The Twins".... __________________ Darren "Guv Motors Passion Wagon"

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