Mid-A Epic Randomness Thread!

eastwest2300 · 11-30-2011, 06:08 PM

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Originally Posted by b1adesofcha0s

I love that movie

b1adesofcha0s · 11-30-2011, 06:10 PM

Gasoline fight anyone?

eastwest2300 · 11-30-2011, 06:12 PM

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Originally Posted by b1adesofcha0s

Gasoline fight anyone?

hahaha...no thanks, I'll pass.

Masa · 12-02-2011, 01:55 PM

Why do girls get all bent out of shape when a man asks for a sandwich. When my girlfriend says "Fix my car", or "Fix my computer" I don't claim it's sexist. I fix her **** cuz I'm good at it. You're good at making sandwiches. Next time a girl asks me to fix her ****, I'm just going to get offended and go "Fix your own ****". Let's see who gets hurt more, me without a sandwich or you without a car.

m4a1mustang · 12-02-2011, 01:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Masa

Why do girls get all bent out of shape when a man asks for a sandwich. When my girlfriend says "Fix my car", or "Fix my computer" I don't claim it's sexist. I fix her **** cuz I'm good at it. You're good at making sandwiches. Next time a girl asks me to fix her ****, I'm just going to get offended and go "Fix your own ****". Let's see who gets hurt more, me without a sandwich or you without a car.

b1adesofcha0s · 12-02-2011, 02:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Masa

Why do girls get all bent out of shape when a man asks for a sandwich. When my girlfriend says "Fix my car", or "Fix my computer" I don't claim it's sexist. I fix her **** cuz I'm good at it. You're good at making sandwiches. Next time a girl asks me to fix her ****, I'm just going to get offended and go "Fix your own ****". Let's see who gets hurt more, me without a sandwich or you without a car.

eastwest2300 · 12-02-2011, 07:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Masa

Why do girls get all bent out of shape when a man asks for a sandwich. When my girlfriend says "Fix my car", or "Fix my computer" I don't claim it's sexist. I fix her **** cuz I'm good at it. You're good at making sandwiches. Next time a girl asks me to fix her ****, I'm just going to get offended and go "Fix your own ****". Let's see who gets hurt more, me without a sandwich or you without a car.

Masa dont be mean.... play nice.

birdmanx1 · 12-03-2011, 10:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Masa

Why do girls get all bent out of shape when a man asks for a sandwich. When my girlfriend says "Fix my car", or "Fix my computer" I don't claim it's sexist. I fix her **** cuz I'm good at it. You're good at making sandwiches. Next time a girl asks me to fix her ****, I'm just going to get offended and go "Fix your own ****". Let's see who gets hurt more, me without a sandwich or you without a car.

eastwest2300 · 12-04-2011, 01:33 AM

Remember guys we love women..

Cristobal09 · 12-04-2011, 11:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Masa

Why do girls get all bent out of shape when a man asks for a sandwich. When my girlfriend says "Fix my car", or "Fix my computer" I don't claim it's sexist. I fix her **** cuz I'm good at it. You're good at making sandwiches. Next time a girl asks me to fix her ****, I'm just going to get offended and go "Fix your own ****". Let's see who gets hurt more, me without a sandwich or you without a car.

I spit coffee out of my nose on that one!

Red__Zed · 12-04-2011, 11:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Masa

Why do girls get all bent out of shape when a man asks for a sandwich. When my girlfriend says "Fix my car", or "Fix my computer" I don't claim it's sexist. I fix her **** cuz I'm good at it. You're good at making sandwiches. Next time a girl asks me to fix her ****, I'm just going to get offended and go "Fix your own ****". Let's see who gets hurt more, me without a sandwich or you without a car.

eastwest2300 · 12-04-2011, 02:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Cristobal09

I spit coffee out of my nose on that one!

LMFAO... we have anti-women guys in this thread... NOT ME THOUGH! I loove me some women..

Cristobal09 · 12-04-2011, 03:27 PM

So I figured id test this statement posted above, and asked the wife to make me a turkey sandwich, politely I might add, (thought id give it a try since like the post says, im always fixing her stuff) and I got no response. I then asked a little louder (I was in the other room), still nothing. I then YELLED....

dead silence.....

I then asked her to make a pot of coffee ten minutes later...told me to get off my fat *** and do it myself.

Im going to remember that when the startup script on her 300 dollar POS HP laptop decides to not run. "Get off your fat *** and fix it yourself"

Such a great relationship we have.

b1adesofcha0s · 12-04-2011, 03:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Cristobal09

So I figured id test this statement posted above, and asked the wife to make me a turkey sandwich, politely I might add, (thought id give it a try since like the post says, im always fixing her stuff) and I got no response. I then asked a little louder (I was in the other room), still nothing. I then YELLED....

dead silence.....

I then asked her to make a pot of coffee ten minutes later...told me to get off my fat *** and do it myself.

Im going to remember that when the startup script on her 300 dollar POS HP laptop decides to not run. "Get off your fat *** and fix it yourself"

Such a great relationship we have.

Good luck with that

Cristobal09 · 12-04-2011, 03:32 PM

We joke though, love her to death.

I wont bring her to any meets, we are always cutting each other down. We are like an old married couple, but have been married for 5 months to the day.

11-30-2011, 06:10 PM	#1412 (permalink)
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12-02-2011, 01:55 PM	#1414 (permalink)
Masa A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Annapolis, MD Posts: 2,237 Drives: Family Cars Rep Power: 20	Why do girls get all bent out of shape when a man asks for a sandwich. When my girlfriend says "Fix my car", or "Fix my computer" I don't claim it's sexist. I fix her ** cuz I'm good at it. You're good at making sandwiches. Next time a girl asks me to fix her , I'm just going to get offended and go "Fix your own **". Let's see who gets hurt more, me without a sandwich or you without a car. __________________ BMW 340i Jeep Cherokee Trailhawk

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12-04-2011, 03:27 PM	#1423 (permalink)
Cristobal09 A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: NOVA Posts: 1,430 Drives: 22 ZL1 & Explorer ST Rep Power: 3372	So I figured id test this statement posted above, and asked the wife to make me a turkey sandwich, politely I might add, (thought id give it a try since like the post says, im always fixing her stuff) and I got no response. I then asked a little louder (I was in the other room), still nothing. I then YELLED.... dead silence..... I then asked her to make a pot of coffee ten minutes later...told me to get off my fat * and do it myself. Im going to remember that when the startup script on her 300 dollar POS HP laptop decides to not run. "Get off your fat * and fix it yourself" Such a great relationship we have. __________________ 2022 Camaro ZL1 2021 Explorer ST

12-04-2011, 03:32 PM	#1425 (permalink)
Cristobal09 A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: NOVA Posts: 1,430 Drives: 22 ZL1 & Explorer ST Rep Power: 3372	We joke though, love her to death. I wont bring her to any meets, we are always cutting each other down. We are like an old married couple, but have been married for 5 months to the day. __________________ 2022 Camaro ZL1 2021 Explorer ST Last edited by Cristobal09; 12-04-2011 at 03:35 PM.

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