Mid-A Epic Randomness Thread!

shadoquad · 10-13-2011, 11:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Masa

I have filed a legal suit against her. A verbal agreement is a binding contract and the contract obligations were not fulfilled. I seek compensation for damages rendered.

"This court awards the plaintiff one handy on behalf of the defendant. All rise!"

birdmanx1 · 10-13-2011, 11:35 AM

BBB would also be a great resource to contact and file a claim. When they are done, no other customer will ever roam by her street corner

b1adesofcha0s · 10-13-2011, 11:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by shadoquad

"This court awards the plaintiff one handy on behalf of the defendant. All rise!"

2theextreme · 10-13-2011, 11:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Masa

I have filed a legal suit against her. A verbal agreement is a binding contract and the contract obligations were not fulfilled. I seek compensation for damages rendered.

Sounds like a case for.....

Masa · 10-13-2011, 11:55 AM

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Originally Posted by 2theextreme

Sounds like a case for.....

In the case of Masa vs. Ho, we find the defendant guilty on two counts; false advertisement, and reneging on a binding legal contract.

We, hereby reward the plaintiff Masa access to the defendant's backdoor for the duration of 1 hour. In such time, the plaintiff can and will use said orifice entryway in any way deemed necessary.

Case adjourned!

birdmanx1 · 10-13-2011, 11:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Masa

In the case of Masa vs. Ho, we find the defendant guilty on two counts; false advertisement, and reneging on a binding legal contract.

We, hereby reward the plaintiff Masa access to the defendant's backdoor for the duration of 1 hour. In such time, the plaintiff can and will use said orifice entryway in any way deemed necessary.

Case adjourned!

b1adesofcha0s · 10-13-2011, 12:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Masa

In the case of Masa vs. Ho, we find the defendant guilty on two counts; false advertisement, and reneging on a binding legal contract.

We, hereby reward the plaintiff Masa access to the defendant's backdoor for the duration of 1 hour. In such time, the plaintiff can and will use said orifice entryway in any way deemed necessary.

Case adjourned!

I would rep you if I could for that, but I'm all out of reps for the next 24 hrs.

shadoquad · 10-13-2011, 12:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Masa

In the case of Masa vs. Ho, we find the defendant guilty on two counts; false advertisement, and reneging on a binding legal contract.

We, hereby reward the plaintiff Masa access to the defendant's backdoor for the duration of 1 hour. In such time, the plaintiff can and will use said orifice entryway in any way deemed necessary.

Case adjourned!

That's what's up

Masa · 10-13-2011, 12:16 PM

It's a slow day in the office... can you guys tell?

eastwest2300 · 10-13-2011, 07:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Masa

I bought a nice young woman dinner and a movie under the verbal understanding that she would provide me some sexual pleasure in return. She later denied me her services. I am displeased.

eastwest2300 · 10-13-2011, 07:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Masa

I have filed a legal suit against her. A verbal agreement is a binding contract and the contract obligations were not fulfilled. I seek compensation for damages rendered.

Masa, you're a mess man!

eastwest2300 · 10-13-2011, 07:29 PM

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Originally Posted by b1adesofcha0s

I would rep you if I could for that, but I'm all out of reps for the next 24 hrs.

Kirkster · 10-13-2011, 08:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by shadoquad

I've said it once, and I'll say it again.

Prostitution is legal, as long as you pay with food and entertainment. But in this case, the ho didn't perform services for currency rendered. If I were you, I would stop giving her your custom.

Al, how many times do we have to tell you. You are not paying for Sex. You are paying for her to go home in the morning...

eastwest2300 · 10-13-2011, 09:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Kirkster

Al, how many times do we have to tell you. You are not paying for Sex. You are paying for her to go home in the morning...

haha geeez.

b1adesofcha0s · 10-14-2011, 08:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Kirkster

Al, how many times do we have to tell you. You are not paying for Sex. You are paying for her to go home in the morning...

I think by "her" you mean Steve, right?

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