Mid-A Epic Randomness Thread!

[shadoquad]

Originally Posted by Cristobal09

Well theres a first for everything.

Went to red robin with a buddy of mine for lunch today, and they sat us next to this couple and their young child. The child looked to be about 2-3 years old. Well he decided he wanted to play with the crayons they give out, and his parents took them away and said for him to eat. So he starts off crying like nobody's business, parents were just sitting there talking, tuning him out. This pissed the kid off even more and by now, im getting a little pissed. This goes on for ten minutes, so I turned to the parents asking them, very politely, "im trying to eat, can you please stop his crying" and the dad snapped around and said "mind your own f*(cking business" in this real smart a$$ tone. This pissed me off quite a bit but I didnt want any trouble so I just took a few deep breaths and went back to my lunch. This little ordeal calmed the kid down suprisingly. The wife gets up and leaves for a couple minutes and sits back down. 15 minutes later, the POLICE arrived and came to my table and asked me to follow them outside. They asked me what happened, and i told them what happened. The mother apparently had a different story, she said that I go up yelling at the kid to "STFU" and if he didnt shut up that id make him shut up......I told them she was full of crap, so we had to go to the manager in red robin and he said I did no such thing. The lady still claimed I did all this, right to the cop's face and the manager, along with another guy sitting at the bar who told them I did no such thing. Some people just dont deserve to breed. Wow, what a day.

I guess it wasnt too bad, the manager gave me a free burger for my troubles.

Last FFX meet, you told me to STFU or you'd make me shut up. When I refused, you pulled down your pants and showed me your fruit basket...

I no longer question.

[m4a1mustang]

Wow

can I see it too????

[shadoquad]

Originally Posted by m4a1mustang

Wow

can I see it too????

[GM_Traitor3.5]

Originally Posted by shadoquad

Last FFX meet, you told me to STFU or you'd make me shut up. When I refused, you pulled down your pants and showed me your fruit basket...

I no longer question.

[Cristobal09]

Originally Posted by shadoquad

Last FFX meet, you told me to STFU or you'd make me shut up. When I refused, you pulled down your pants and showed me your fruit basket...

I no longer question.

It got you to shut up didnt it

hayyyyyyyyyyy

[eastwest2300]

Originally Posted by shadoquad

Last FFX meet, you told me to STFU or you'd make me shut up. When I refused, you pulled down your pants and showed me your fruit basket...

I no longer question.

wowwwwwwwww:

[eastwest2300]

I got my Swift Springs today!!!!!!! woot!! woot!! Man they are soooo nice!!! wow!

[Masa]

Drop it + get new tires + mount on new rims = ballin'

[eastwest2300]

Originally Posted by Masa

Drop it + get new tires + mount on new rims = ballin'

hahaha... Ron, you keep rubbing it in...

[DougChoe715]

Originally Posted by Cristobal09

Spill.com: Movie Reviews, News, Trailers and Discussion great if you're bored at work, like I usually am.

Good stuff

[4r3s]

My buddy lives in Vancouver and sees **** like this almost daily just parked along the side of the road.

[eastwest2300]

wowwwwww.

[Cristobal09]

Well this was random.....

My wife was watching the Bachelor that she dvr'd.....do any of you guys with gf's or wives, do they make you watch that sh+t? That has to be the worst god awful show on this earth. The douchebag who they're going for looks like an ape! She said if I watched through it with her she would take me to any restaurant I want. I made it 8 minutes in and had to walk out I got so sick to my stomach.

[eastwest2300]

Originally Posted by Cristobal09

Well this was random.....

My wife was watching the Bachelor that she dvr'd.....do any of you guys with gf's or wives, do they make you watch that sh+t? That has to be the worst god awful show on this earth. The douchebag who they're going for looks like an ape! She said if I watched through it with her she would take me to any restaurant I want. I made it 8 minutes in and had to walk out I got so sick to my stomach.

hahahhaa..... oh man... 8 minutes?? really?? come on man, you watch it for the pretty girls on the show.. that guy (the bachelor) is an idiot.

[Sndtgr08]

Originally Posted by Cristobal09

Well this was random.....

My wife was watching the Bachelor that she dvr'd.....do any of you guys with gf's or wives, do they make you watch that sh+t? That has to be the worst god awful show on this earth. The douchebag who they're going for looks like an ape! She said if I watched through it with her she would take me to any restaurant I want. I made it 8 minutes in and had to walk out I got so sick to my stomach.

Man! at 8 minutes, she should still take you to dinner! Why? Let me cound the ways!


1. Bull riders only have to stay on for 8 seconds.
2. It take less then 7 minutes to hit the gound if your parachute does not open.
3. Average time for a man to ejaculate is 5.4 minutes.
4. It takes 8 minutes for light to travel to the earth.

That fact is what you did was amazing and I doubt if very many of us could have lasted the full 8 minutes.



They way I see it, you damn well earned that dinner.