Mid-A Epic Randomness Thread!

GM_Traitor3.5 · 02-22-2012, 01:51 PM

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Originally Posted by m4a1mustang

It burned

See Dan for the remedy

Cristobal09 · 02-22-2012, 01:53 PM

I thought this was funny.

So I get a call from a new ATTORNEY who started at my work. Real nice guy. He calls me and is freaking out, saying he has a virus on his computer. I told him that the symantec server would catch it before it did anything bad and it would send off an alert notifying me of the virus. He says its some software that keeps popping up, alerting him of emails. He says its called "Microsoft office Outlook"......

This is what I get to deal with every day.

m4a1mustang · 02-22-2012, 01:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Cristobal09

I thought this was funny.

So I get a call from a new ATTORNEY who started at my work. Real nice guy. He calls me and is freaking out, saying he has a virus on his computer. I told him that the symantec server would catch it before it did anything bad and it would send off an alert notifying me of the virus. He says its some software that keeps popping up, alerting him of emails. He says its called "Microsoft office Outlook"......

This is what I get to deal with every day.

m4a1mustang · 02-22-2012, 01:57 PM

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Originally Posted by GM_Traitor3.5

See Dan for the remedy

But I don't want to be numb afterwards.

GM_Traitor3.5 · 02-22-2012, 01:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Cristobal09

I thought this was funny.

So I get a call from a new ATTORNEY who started at my work. Real nice guy. He calls me and is freaking out, saying he has a virus on his computer. I told him that the symantec server would catch it before it did anything bad and it would send off an alert notifying me of the virus. He says its some software that keeps popping up, alerting him of emails. He says its called "Microsoft office Outlook"......

This is what I get to deal with every day.

These are the people who should not be allowed to reproduce

eastwest2300 · 02-22-2012, 02:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Cristobal09

I thought this was funny.

So I get a call from a new ATTORNEY who started at my work. Real nice guy. He calls me and is freaking out, saying he has a virus on his computer. I told him that the symantec server would catch it before it did anything bad and it would send off an alert notifying me of the virus. He says its some software that keeps popping up, alerting him of emails. He says its called "Microsoft office Outlook"......

This is what I get to deal with every day.

hahaha... thats funny.

eastwest2300 · 02-22-2012, 02:38 PM

I changed my differential fluid today fellas, and tomorrow Im gonna do an oil change.

birdmanx1 · 02-22-2012, 02:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Cristobal09

I thought this was funny.

So I get a call from a new ATTORNEY who started at my work. Real nice guy. He calls me and is freaking out, saying he has a virus on his computer. I told him that the symantec server would catch it before it did anything bad and it would send off an alert notifying me of the virus. He says its some software that keeps popping up, alerting him of emails. He says its called "Microsoft office Outlook"......

This is what I get to deal with every day.

LMFAO OMG... wait he's right Microsoft products are full of viruses => Microsoft IS a virus

. Cristo what do you do if you don't mind me asking?

Cristobal09 · 02-22-2012, 02:50 PM

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Originally Posted by birdmanx1

LMFAO OMG... wait he's right Microsoft products are full of viruses => Microsoft IS a virus

. Cristo what do you do if you don't mind me asking?

I wear many hats.

Im the program manager in charge of the IT tech support for a goverment agency. (lets just say it handles those nuisance spam calls that you get at dinner or anytime during the day) Im in charge of about 19 guys, and if those idiots cant figure out a problem, they go to me.

I am also tech support for the lead attorneys who may go overseas (so i will get calls at 2 or 3 in the morning) ,or, those who dont want to d!ck around with the call center and need an issue fixed immediately

Then for my contracting company, believe it or not, my oh so friendly face can goes to potential clients and bids for their work. I know what some of you may be thinking.....

But most of the time im sitting here at home, on the forums, or sleeping in until I am needed. Its nice being able to work from home.

edit: basically I do about 2 hours of, true, dedicated, work, in a week. (quote from office space)

birdmanx1 · 02-22-2012, 02:54 PM

you must get all kinds of funny calls. "My desktop is NOT working" ... "Did you plug it to the wall?" "... Oh..." "Thanks for calling" LOL

eastwest2300 · 02-22-2012, 02:55 PM

You lucky bastard...

Cristobal09 · 02-22-2012, 02:56 PM

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Originally Posted by birdmanx1

you must get all kinds of funny calls. "My desktop is NOT working" ... "Did you plug it to the wall?" "... Oh..." "Thanks for calling" LOL

Not really, my call center filters those for the most part. I get the occasional "I dont see anythign on my screen....oh I should power it on first?" but its limited.

Cristobal09 · 02-22-2012, 02:58 PM

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Originally Posted by eastwest2300

You lucky bastard...

Not if you saw my paycheck

birdmanx1 · 02-22-2012, 02:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Cristobal09

Not really, my call center filters those for the most part. I get the occasional "I dont see anythign on my screen....oh I should power it on first?" but its limited.

eastwest2300 · 02-22-2012, 03:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Cristobal09

Not if you saw my paycheck

Come on man... entry level IT guys make minimum $77K.. I see it all the time on usajobs.

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