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Description

You've always been a lover of bacon. Well, now you can be a bacon lover with baconlube, the world's first bacon-flavored massage oil and personal lubricant. No more horrifying bedroom experiments with bacon grease or 3rd degree skillet massage burns.

FACT - People are passionate about bacon. According to a recent survey of Canadians by Maple Leaf Foods, Canadas market leader in the bacon category, when asked to choose between bacon and sex, more than four in 10 (43%) chose bacon. Thanks to baconlube, Canadians will never have to choose between two of life's greatest pleasures again. So you're welcome Canada, youre welcome - weve got your back.

J&Ds baconlube is water-based, proudly Made in America and is the gold standard of meat flavored massage oils. We only made a very small quantity of this pork flavored nectar and it's available while supplies last.

Just Keep It Sizzlin' with baconlube. They'll be bacon for more.

P.S. It's vegan-safe, making this the perfect gift for the vegetarian in your life.