[MAZOC] Official "Off-Topic" Discussion Thread

[dmhenderson]

Look what I found on reddit. Do you like chrome tube-y things? Well I have good news for you! It's....it's a....






Edit: Now with less table breaking!

[dmhenderson]

Turbo!

V6!!!!

SPOOOORT!!!

I don't recognize that flag. Any idea where it's from? Is it even a flag?

[dmhenderson]

Pro-tip: If you need to stick a "turbo" badge on your car for people to know it's boosted, you're probably doing it wrong.

[4r3s]

how much you wanna bet it doesn't have any turbos?

Of all the ridiculousness on this car I don't know why I can't get over the extra nissan hamburger logo on the front grill...

wtf are the poles going around the perimeter of the car for? or the antenna looking thing on the license plate???

[4r3s]

I think the most important questions here are:

Do they make a body kit for this? And you think we can get a group buy going?

[dmhenderson]

I like how he put mesh over the tailpipes to keep goblins giant worms from crawling up inside his exhaust.

[dmhenderson]

Originally Posted by 4r3s

how much you wanna bet it doesn't have any turbos?

Of all the ridiculousness on this car I don't know why I can't get over the extra nissan hamburger logo on the front grill...

wtf are the poles going around the perimeter of the car for? or the antenna looking thing on the license plate???

The poles are electrified so that when graboids pop out of the earth, the car will kill them (hopefully). That antenna you see transmits the car's position to the international center for tracking giant worms.

The 4 (yes 4) extra nissan badges are because nissan endorses wormmurder and sponsored the vehicle.

[FPenvy]

jesus christ......i havent checked this thread in forever and the first thing i see is that god awful thing.

also that may be a cuban or puerto rican flag? both are pretty much identical.....and after seeing what is done to that car kinda makes sense.

[dmhenderson]

I think what bothers me the most is that it's pretty clean. All the craftsmanship looks pretty damn solid. Someone probably paid a lot of money to make their car look like that.

I want to go post that car in the Florida/SE forums and ask who owns it because I have SO many questions but I doubt the mods would like that.

[FPenvy]

Originally Posted by dmhenderson

I think what bothers me the most is that it's pretty clean. All the craftsmanship looks pretty damn solid. Someone probably paid a lot of money to make their car look like that.

I want to go post that car in the Florida/SE forums and ask who owns it because I have SO many questions but I doubt the mods would like that.

hahaha you want me to do it? i have a "great" rep with the mods lol

[dmhenderson]

It's the Filipino flag

[FPenvy]

Originally Posted by dmhenderson

It's the Filipino flag

i feel like price is right. i was closest without going over? haha

[dmhenderson]

Originally Posted by FPenvy

hahaha you want me to do it? i have a "great" rep with the mods lol

I posted it. I'll keep it polite but I really do have serious questions:
1) What is the purpose of the chrome tube thingies?
2) What does the antenna over the license plate do?
3) Is it boosted?

[eastwest2300]

Its different.. Im not gonna knock him though, its his car.

[FPenvy]

Originally Posted by dmhenderson

I posted it. I'll keep it polite but I really do have serious questions:
1) What is the purpose of the chrome tube thingies?
2) What does the antenna over the license plate do?
3) Is it boosted?

1) no purpose just stupidity and no idea of what actually goes on a car.
probably thinks everything needs running bars to haul workers to a job site.

2) most likely zero purpose.

3) you actually consider that a possbility?