Pickup lines

Luv'n my Z · 10-09-2009, 01:40 AM

I am posting a thread for pickup lines. There can Not be language that you wouldnt use to a 12 year old.

Here are a few I have already:

did you fart because you blew me away?

Are you from tennesee because you are the only Ten I see.

Do you have a bandage because I scraped my knee falling for you.

I'm not telling you this because I am trying to impress you but I'm batman.

I just relized that you look just like my next gitlfriend.

I can tell the future; you giving me you number

Luv'n my Z · 10-09-2009, 01:41 AM

Feel free to include your own or just laugh.

cave vulture · 10-09-2009, 01:47 AM

I wish I was a whale .... because then I'd have a tongue ten feet long and could breathe through the top of my head.

Singularity · 10-09-2009, 02:00 AM

You've got a pu$$y, I have a d1ck, so what's the problem? Let's do it quick!

(Rammstein lyric) lol

Luv'n my Z · 10-09-2009, 10:02 AM

Are you a parking ticket? Because you have fine written all over you

ssqpolo · 10-09-2009, 10:04 AM

u must be copper tellurium alloy ...cuz u are CuTe!

rednek01 · 10-09-2009, 10:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ssqpolo

u must be copper tellurium alloy ...cuz u are CuTe!

thats like in chemistry (high school) when we would write Bismuth Technetium Hydrogen every where!

(Bi Tc H) for those who dont know their periodic table of elements!

phelan · 10-09-2009, 11:04 AM

Phosphorus Iodine Radium Tellerium

Carbon Radium Phosphorus

Carbon Oxygen Carbon Potassium

Fun with the periodic table!

Chupacabra · 10-09-2009, 11:15 AM

you: You work for Fedex Right?

Girl: No why?

you: Well I saw you looking at my package and i just figured....

I have a great one in Spanish but it does not translate well. so for those of you who can read it.

talking to the girl while your hand is on your watch:

Oye que hora es, porque cuando te vi se me paro.

dainedazz · 10-09-2009, 07:27 PM

do you have a mirror in your pocket? cuz i can see me in your pants

Greg · 10-10-2009, 08:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Luv'n my Z

There can Not be language that you wouldnt use to a 12 year old.

Do you know how salty 12 y/o's talk nowadays..

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1. If I told you you had a gorgeous body, would you hold it against me?

2. You look like my second wife! And I’ve only been married once!

3. You might as well sleep with me because I’m going to tell everyone we did anyway!

4. Hey baby. Roses are red, violets are blue. I’m not a poet, but damn girl, you’re hot!

5. Can I buy you a drink - or would you just prefer the five bucks?

6. Am I cute enough yet? Or do you need more to drink?

7. You know what would look great on you? Me.

8. That’s a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?

9. All those curves! And me with no brakes!

10. Can I even get a fake number?

11. You’ll do.

Luv'n my Z · 10-10-2009, 10:34 AM

Lol

Luv'n my Z · 10-10-2009, 10:35 AM

I know I'm not a grocery item but your checking me out

if looks could kill you would be a weapon of mass destruction.

Luv'n my Z · 10-10-2009, 10:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Greg

Do you know how salty 12 y/o's talk nowadays..

I just wouldn't want ak to shut this thread down because it's f!&@ing hilarous.

BanningZ · 10-10-2009, 10:08 PM

In this economy, I see a good one being.

I have a job, wanna fuck?

10-09-2009, 01:40 AM	#1 (permalink)
Luv'n my Z Base Member Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Rancho Santa fe Posts: 190 Drives: Your mom Rep Power: 16	Pickup lines I am posting a thread for pickup lines. There can Not be language that you wouldnt use to a 12 year old. Here are a few I have already: did you fart because you blew me away? Are you from tennesee because you are the only Ten I see. Do you have a bandage because I scraped my knee falling for you. I'm not telling you this because I am trying to impress you but I'm batman. I just relized that you look just like my next gitlfriend. I can tell the future; you giving me you number __________________ ~Luv'n my Z_________________________________________ 75 degrees farenhieght new years day not a cloud in the sky only in southern Cali

10-09-2009, 01:41 AM	#2 (permalink)
Luv'n my Z Base Member Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Rancho Santa fe Posts: 190 Drives: Your mom Rep Power: 16	Feel free to include your own or just laugh. __________________ ~Luv'n my Z_________________________________________ 75 degrees farenhieght new years day not a cloud in the sky only in southern Cali

10-09-2009, 02:00 AM	#4 (permalink)
Singularity Base Member Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: NY Posts: 60 Drives: '07 Si coupe. 6mt Rep Power: 16	You've got a pu$$y, I have a d1ck, so what's the problem? Let's do it quick! (Rammstein lyric) lol Wonka2581 and Pearl Z like this.

10-09-2009, 10:02 AM	#5 (permalink)
Luv'n my Z Base Member Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Rancho Santa fe Posts: 190 Drives: Your mom Rep Power: 16	Are you a parking ticket? Because you have fine written all over you 2012z likes this. __________________ ~Luv'n my Z_________________________________________ 75 degrees farenhieght new years day not a cloud in the sky only in southern Cali

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phelan A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: CA Age: 38 Posts: 9,513 Drives: Scoobaroo Rep Power: 3406	Phosphorus Iodine Radium Tellerium Carbon Radium Phosphorus Carbon Oxygen Carbon Potassium Fun with the periodic table! __________________ 凛 ('Rin') - 2009 Nissan 370Z With silence comes peace. With peace comes freedom. With freedom comes silence.

10-09-2009, 01:47 AM	#3 (permalink)
cave vulture Enthusiast Member Join Date: May 2009 Location: pennsylvania Posts: 427 Drives: 370z tour,sport,auto Rep Power: 16	I wish I was a whale .... because then I'd have a tongue ten feet long and could breathe through the top of my head.

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ssqpolo Track Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Florida Posts: 882 Drives: '12 Black Nismo Rep Power: 267	u must be copper tellurium alloy ...cuz u are CuTe!

10-09-2009, 11:15 AM	#9 (permalink)
Chupacabra Enthusiast Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Weston, Florida Posts: 477 Drives: 09 Nissan 370z s M6 Rep Power: 200	you: You work for Fedex Right? Girl: No why? you: Well I saw you looking at my package and i just figured.... I have a great one in Spanish but it does not translate well. so for those of you who can read it. talking to the girl while your hand is on your watch: Oye que hora es, porque cuando te vi se me paro. __________________ Where are my aluminum pedals?

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Luv'n my Z Base Member Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Rancho Santa fe Posts: 190 Drives: Your mom Rep Power: 16	Lol __________________ ~Luv'n my Z_________________________________________ 75 degrees farenhieght new years day not a cloud in the sky only in southern Cali

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Luv'n my Z Base Member Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Rancho Santa fe Posts: 190 Drives: Your mom Rep Power: 16	I know I'm not a grocery item but your checking me out if looks could kill you would be a weapon of mass destruction. __________________ ~Luv'n my Z_________________________________________ 75 degrees farenhieght new years day not a cloud in the sky only in southern Cali

10-10-2009, 10:08 PM	#15 (permalink)
BanningZ A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: nowhere Posts: 5,478 Drives: 06' Nismo Frontier Rep Power: 28	In this economy, I see a good one being. I have a job, wanna fuck? __________________ Become a Premium Member: Click HERE MB 06' Nismo VQ40DE Last edited by BanningZ; 10-11-2009 at 12:00 AM.

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