The New "What did you do with your Z today" (with off topic replies) XIV

Originally Posted by cigarclifford

Safeway super market today..A nice older sweet mother type was giving
free samples of sausage...Apple flavor, Spicy Hot, Turkey, and many others
maybe 12 selections of smoke sausages.. They all had this little tooth pick
stuck in the middle... I asked the sweet little lady can I please have a sample.
Holy crap not nice at all. The little lady barked that the limit is 2 got it.........
Well I smiled and thought for a minute...Gezz I will try 1 Hot Sausage and
1 Apple flavored sausage...She did not say a word or ask me was the sausage
good..Not nice at all...I was about to move on when she asked me this question...Young man I have to go freshen up can you watch my display
till I return...I smiled and said sure please take your time. Again no smile
and not even a thank you...Off the little old lady went..I wasted no time
and started to slam down as many sausages as I could fit...I was really
hungry and managed to finish off no **** 50 - 56 little sausages...I felt
a bit guilty and decided enough is enough.. Then out of no where two
young guys came bye to stop and stare.. They were 14 or 15 at most...
I smiled and said dig in boys and off I went...............