best jokes/pranks

racerxj17 · 08-10-2009, 06:36 PM

so, whos got some good ones? i know of a few hilarious jokes, and it would nice to have a thread to read some other jokes or pranks.

ill start with what i did to the GF today who has been nagging me about drinking too much beer...

VIA text message:

ME: babe, ive been thinking, so i decided to read up about drinking and it can do some nasty stuff to your body, really scared me. so, thats it.....

HER

h im super glad babe! i told you that **** was terrible for you.....what did it say?

ME: i donno, but after today, no more ******* reading for me.

Her: !$!~#$!#$............lol

next?

08-10-2009, 06:36 PM	#1 (permalink)
racerxj17 Track Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Socal Posts: 555 Drives: 09 370z Rep Power: 17	best jokes/pranks so, whos got some good ones? i know of a few hilarious jokes, and it would nice to have a thread to read some other jokes or pranks. ill start with what i did to the GF today who has been nagging me about drinking too much beer... VIA text message: ME: babe, ive been thinking, so i decided to read up about drinking and it can do some nasty stuff to your body, really scared me. so, thats it..... HERh im super glad babe! i told you that ** was terrible for you.....what did it say? ME: i donno, but after today, no more ***** reading for me. Her: !$!~#$!#$............lol next? __________________ 2009 PW Sport/Touring/Nav M6 Stillen Gen 3 Intake/CBE/Berk HFC/BC BR Coil over/Phillips 6500k/Hotchkis Sways/Stillen oil cooler/B&M SS