Most Will Never Experience . . .

2theextreme

Kids today will never experience.

1. Spam as just a meat product.
2. Starbuck being a man.
3. Privacy.
4. Typewriters.
5. Trig tables and log tables.
6. Finding books in a card catalog at the library.
7. Swimming pools with diving boards.
8. Writing a check.
9. Inserting a VHS tape into a VCR to watch a movie or to record something.
10. Playing music on an audio tape
11. Standard-definition, CRT TVs filling up half your living room.
12. Television without remote control.
13. 8-track cartridges.
14. Vinyl records.
15. Betamax tapes.
16. Scanning the radio dial and hearing static between stations.
17. The scream of a modem connecting.
18. The buzz of a dot-matrix printer
19. 5- and 3-inch floppies.
20. Using jumpers to set IRQs.
21. Booting your computer off of a floppy disk.
22. Finding information in a printed encyclopedia.
23. Doing bank business only when the bank is open.
24. Shopping only during the day, Monday to Saturday.
25. Phone books and Yellow Pages.
26. Filling out an order form by hand, putting it in an envelope and posting it.
27. Carrying on a correspondence with hand written letter.
28. Sending that film away to be processed.
29. CB radios.
30. Rotary-dial telephones.
31. Pay phones.
32. Not knowing who was calling you on the phone.
33. Toys actually being suitable for the under-3s.
34. Relying on the 5-minute sport segment on the nightly news for baseball highlights.
35. Looking out the window during a long drive.
36. Spending your entire allowance at the arcade in the mall.

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Caravanshaka

37. driving a smurf-mobile while sitting on a cushion

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Caravanshaka

3-inch floppy = 5-inch stiffy

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The first testicular guard, the "Cup," was used in Hockey in 1874 and the first helmet was used in 1974. That means it only took 100 years for men to realize that in order to work the penis, the brain must remain whole.

frost

Some of those I haven't even experienced

phelan

wait wait...you had an ALLOWANCE?!

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frost

I assume by allowance, he meant whoring oneself on the street for dollas.

Caravanshaka

I have a feeling I just steered this post away from 2theX's original intentions...

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The first testicular guard, the "Cup," was used in Hockey in 1874 and the first helmet was used in 1974. That means it only took 100 years for men to realize that in order to work the penis, the brain must remain whole.

2theextreme

Well played....

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2theextreme

Whoa there!


(YES! I FINALLY GOT TO USE IT!!!!)

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frost

phelan

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BanningZ

Thia thread makes me feel old. I'm only 28, wtf?

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frost

x2. I was at my doctors office today complaining about my knee (again) and she said it was because I was getting older. I said the same thing. "I'm only 28, wtf?"

BanningZ

I know all that hemorrhoid talk the other day made me do research, like it was something to start watching for.

Dont have one yet, but maybe for my 29th birthday!
FIAL HYMYRoyds

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frost

eek. baby wipes will help prevent that