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Old 09-12-2009, 02:24 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Two Tough Questions:

Question 1: If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already,three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis; would you recommend that she have an abortion?


Read the next question before scrolling down to the answer of this one.


Question 2: It is time to elect a new world leader, and your vote counts. Here are the facts about the three leading candidates:

* Candidate A: Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologists. He's had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.
* Candidate B: He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart of whisky every evening.
* Candidate C: He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer and hasn't had any extramarital affairs.


Which of these candidates would be your choice?


Decide first, no peeking, then scroll down for the answer.

























* Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt
* Candidate B is Winston Churchill
* Candidate C is Adolph Hitler




And by the way: Answer to the abortion question if you said yes, you just killed Beethoven.

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I had seen this before but I still enjoy it.
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That's pretty cool. Food for thought.
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Old 09-12-2009, 04:32 PM   #4 (permalink)
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i chose b over a

c didnt have a chance sounded to lame to be a politician...
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I liked B, I mean he got kicked out of office twice and drinks whiskey!
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well, i picked candidate A, i thought C would drag military stuff in.... guess i was right...lol


and i killed Beethoven
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Adolph Hitler was a veg head?!?

should force fed him angus beef...

no offense to the veggies if there are any here...
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well, i picked candidate A, i thought C would drag military stuff in.... guess i was right...lol


and i killed Beethoven
its ok..mozart's better anyway...
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Saw this one quite a while ago.

I would have killed Beethoven as well.
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and i killed Beethoven
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yeah i remember this.. something to think about

cant always judge a book by its cover..
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