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Fetishist Nabbed In Car Lot

Louisiana man in lingerie, fishnets "trespassed" between vehicles

SEPTEMBER 8--Meet John Hudson. Two days after celebrating his 18th birthday, the Louisiana man was arrested last Thursday night on obscenity and trespassing charges. Hudson was nabbed at the Hixson Autoplex in Monroe, where cops discovered him wearing women's lingerie and fishnet stockings. Hudson explained that he was "masturbating in the parking lot and that he had a fetish." A further description of that fetish is not contained in a Monroe Police Department report. However, the document does note that Officer Rodrick Candley observed pornographic magazines, women's clothing, lotion, and a "pink dildo with pubic hairs on it" between two cars on the Hixson lot. Hudson, pictured in the below mug shots, was booked into the Ouachita Correctional Center. He was released after spending about five hours in custody.

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Busted For Slapping Stranger's Crying Child

Georgia man, 61, threatened to "shut that baby up" at Walmart

SEPTEMBER 2--Meet Roger Stephens. The Georgia man, 61, was shopping Monday morning at a Walmart in Stone Mountain when he crossed paths with Sonya Matthews and her two-year-old daughter Paige. The child was crying, which apparently greatly perturbed Matthews. "If you don't shut that baby up I will shut her up for you," Stephens warned Matthews, according to a Gwinnett County Police Department report. Moments later, Stephens acted on his threat, slapping Paige "across the face approximately four or five times." Though the child "started crying and screaming" after being struck, Stephens told Matthews, "See, I told you I would shut her up." After police were summoned, Stephens told a cop that the child was crying "and he just slapped her," according to the report. Stephens was arrested for felony cruelty to children and booked into the Gwinnett County Detention Center, where he is being held without bond. Paige sustained "slight redness to the face," but was otherwise unharmed.

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LMAO @ these people... BTW Smoking Gun rocks!

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You know....the fetish guy wouldn't have been too bad....if it wasn't for the pink dildo. That kinda knocked him down a peg or two in my book.

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as if the lingerie wasn't enough? as for the other guy, i'm sure the kid got what she deserved. there are alot of times i think like that guy but he had the balls to say it straight up and act on it. he got what he deserved too.

parents, do your job! !