The New "What did you do with your Z today" (with off topic replies) XII

kenchan · 05-12-2014, 01:34 PM

crap, i keep forgetting to order nail clippers... until i get another hangnail...

kenchan · 05-12-2014, 01:35 PM

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Originally Posted by onzedge

What day am I not?

I flew yesterday, rapidly heading toward Platinum Status on Delta for the year 2015. I should hit it next month.

If I hit Diamond, I am going to resign.

wow, do you get to straddle on top of the plane like a cowboy if platinum status?

onzedge · 05-12-2014, 01:36 PM

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Originally Posted by kenchan

wow, do you get to straddle on top of the plane like a cowboy if platinum status?

No, but there are the footrubs....

onzedge · 05-12-2014, 01:36 PM

...and boarding before all the riff-raff...

kenchan · 05-12-2014, 01:36 PM

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Originally Posted by onzedge

No, but there are the footrubs....

kenchan · 05-12-2014, 01:37 PM

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Originally Posted by onzedge

...and boarding before all the riff-raff...

so you get to look down at the coach class when they hop on after you.

oh hello there little kenchan. hope you enjoy your toilet seat at the very back of the plane.

ahahaha!

kenchan · 05-12-2014, 01:38 PM

clip! (from back of plane) .................................................. ... bing!

clip!! .................................................. .......................bing!!!

onzedge · 05-12-2014, 01:43 PM

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Originally Posted by kenchan

so you get to look down at the coach class when they hop on after you.

oh hello there little kenchan. hope you enjoy your toilet seat at the very back of the plane.

ahahaha!

onzedge · 05-12-2014, 01:43 PM

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Originally Posted by kenchan

clip! (from back of plane) .................................................. ... bing!

clip!! .................................................. .......................bing!!!

kenchan · 05-12-2014, 01:44 PM

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Originally Posted by onzedge

10 points for moving targets.

onzedge · 05-12-2014, 01:45 PM

Yesterday, this very large woman was sitting behind me. Every time "Shamu" had to get up, which was numerous times, she pulled hard on my seat back for leverage. She woke me up twice. I glared at her the second time and she said "what?"

I replied, "Stop f-cking with my seat. Thank you."

kenchan · 05-12-2014, 01:47 PM

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Originally Posted by onzedge

Yesterday, this very large woman was sitting behind me. Every time "Shamu" had to get up, which was numerous times, she pulled hard on my seat back for leverage. She woke me up twice. I glared at her the second time and she said "what?"

I replied, "Stop f-cking with my seat. Thank you."

in my area we call them taffyapples.

they make sure they dont put them in the back of the plane as it messes with the plane's balance. lol

eastwest2300 · 05-12-2014, 01:47 PM

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Originally Posted by onzedge

Yesterday, this very large woman was sitting behind me. Every time "Shamu" had to get up, which was numerous times, she pulled hard on my seat back for leverage. She woke me up twice. I glared at her the second time and she said "what?"

I replied, "Stop f-cking with my seat. Thank you."

meanie...

eastwest2300 · 05-12-2014, 01:48 PM

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Originally Posted by kenchan

in my area we call them taffyapples.

they make sure they dont put them in the back of the plane as it messes with the plane's balance. lol

eastwest2300 · 05-12-2014, 01:48 PM

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Originally Posted by kenchan

10 points for moving targets.

05-12-2014, 01:36 PM	#7609 (permalink)
onzedge A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Battle Lake MN Age: 64 Posts: 183,964 Drives: 370Z 240Z Rep Power: 2684736	...and boarding before all the riff-raff... kenchan likes this. __________________ Koni\|Swift\|Michelin\|Motordyne\|Berk\|RJM Performance\|Gates\|SPL\|Motul\|Technafit\|Ate Super Blue\|Hawk Tommy Kaira\|Momo\|Optima\|Hella\|Hotchkis\|Red Line\|ZSpeed\|Stillen\|B&M\|H&R

05-12-2014, 01:38 PM	#7612 (permalink)
kenchan A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: N/A Posts: 76,801 Drives: N/A Rep Power: 141521	clip! (from back of plane) .................................................. ... bing! clip!! .................................................. .......................bing!!! onzedge likes this.

05-12-2014, 01:45 PM	#7616 (permalink)
onzedge A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Battle Lake MN Age: 64 Posts: 183,964 Drives: 370Z 240Z Rep Power: 2684736	Yesterday, this very large woman was sitting behind me. Every time "Shamu" had to get up, which was numerous times, she pulled hard on my seat back for leverage. She woke me up twice. I glared at her the second time and she said "what?" I replied, "Stop f-cking with my seat. Thank you." kenchan likes this. __________________ Koni\|Swift\|Michelin\|Motordyne\|Berk\|RJM Performance\|Gates\|SPL\|Motul\|Technafit\|Ate Super Blue\|Hawk Tommy Kaira\|Momo\|Optima\|Hella\|Hotchkis\|Red Line\|ZSpeed\|Stillen\|B&M\|H&R

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kenchan A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: N/A Posts: 76,801 Drives: N/A Rep Power: 141521	crap, i keep forgetting to order nail clippers... until i get another hangnail...