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exsanity 04-23-2014 07:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Isamu (Post 2791669)
someone asked me what a handjibber was... I looked at them stright in the eyes and said..




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Handjibbers, are like blowjibbers, just with your hands..




:roflpuke2::roflpuke2::roflpuke2:

:ugh2:
And you can give yourself a handjibber, blowjibbers are much more difficult. :ugh:

Isamu 04-23-2014 07:35 AM

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Originally Posted by exsanity (Post 2791688)
:ugh2:
And you can give yourself a handjibber, blowjibbers are much more difficult. :ugh:

it's not called a handjibber if you do it yourself..



and lemme correct my terminology.. hamjibber

Solomatrix 04-23-2014 07:35 AM

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LunaZ 04-23-2014 07:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by exsanity (Post 2791688)
:ugh2:
And you can give yourself a handjibber, blowjibbers are much more difficult. :ugh:

Those who can give themselves a blowjibber are too busy to comment.

JARblue 04-23-2014 07:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Isamu (Post 2791694)
it's not called a handjibber if you do it yourself..



and lemme correct my terminology.. hamjibber

It is if you're right handed and you sit on your left hand for 30 minutes before using your left hand. AKA The Stranger :tup:

JARblue 04-23-2014 07:37 AM

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Originally Posted by LunaZ (Post 2791698)
Those who can give themselves a blowjibber are too busy to comment.

I understand :icon17:

exsanity 04-23-2014 07:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Isamu (Post 2791694)
it's not called a handjibber if you do it yourself..



and lemme correct my terminology.. hamjibber

It is if you use "The Stranger"

onzedge 04-23-2014 07:38 AM

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Originally Posted by JARblue (Post 2791702)
It is if you're right handed and you sit on your left hand for 30 minutes before using your left hand. AKA The Stranger :tup:

:icon17:

Soak your hand in cold water, then perform your "finger-puppet" show. It's called "The Grandma".

JARblue 04-23-2014 07:38 AM

Happy :leghump: Day everyone :tiphat:

JARblue 04-23-2014 07:39 AM

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Originally Posted by onzedge (Post 2791706)
:icon17:

Soak your hand in cold water, then perform your "finger-puppet" show. It's called "The Grandma".

I wondered how many posts it would take for The Grandma to get mentioned.

The answer is three (3) :icon17:

JARblue 04-23-2014 07:39 AM

:postwhore:

onzedge 04-23-2014 07:40 AM

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Originally Posted by JARblue (Post 2791711)
I wondered how many posts it would take for The Grandma to get mentioned.

The answer is three (3) :icon17:

:icon17:

Isamu 04-23-2014 07:43 AM

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Originally Posted by happydog (Post 2791695)

thursday

Isamu 04-23-2014 07:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JARblue (Post 2791702)
It is if you're right handed and you sit on your left hand for 30 minutes before using your left hand. AKA The Stranger :tup:

a hamjibber aka handjibber can only be accomplish by someone else..

otherwise it's just beating your meat.. or the stranger.. :facepalm:

Solomatrix 04-23-2014 07:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Isamu (Post 2791728)
thursday

:tup:

Isamu 04-23-2014 07:44 AM

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Originally Posted by JARblue (Post 2791714)
:postwhore:

sup man.. you should hit me up on battle.net sometime jerk1

Solomatrix 04-23-2014 07:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Isamu (Post 2791740)
sup man.. you should hit me up on battle.net sometime jerk1

man i havent been on bnet in ages, dont have sc2 installed lol

exsanity 04-23-2014 07:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Isamu (Post 2791740)
sup man.. you should hit me up on battle.net sometime jerk1

I didn't know you were on the battle.net :ugh2:

JARblue 04-23-2014 08:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Isamu (Post 2791740)
sup man.. you should hit me up on battle.net sometime jerk1

Time Warner has completely fvcked my residential internet service. Last night I tested 0.04 Mbps down and 0.84 Mbps up. I'm supposed to be getting 30/5. Oh and I had a service appointment yesterday morning between 8-9am. The guy calls me at 9:30am and asks where I am. At fvcking work you late mofo :shakes head:

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Originally Posted by happydog (Post 2791778)
man i havent been on bnet in ages, dont have sc2 installed lol

Get D3. The new patch and expansion really took the game back to it's roots :tup: No more AH crap where anyone can buy anything they want.

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Originally Posted by exsanity (Post 2791790)
I didn't know you were on the battle.net :ugh2:

my bnet is my username here at gmail.com - hit me up :tup:

exsanity 04-23-2014 08:02 AM

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Originally Posted by JARblue (Post 2791820)
Time Warner has completely fvcked my residential internet service. Last night I tested 0.04 Mbps down and 0.84 Mbps up. I'm supposed to be getting 30/5. Oh and I had a service appointment yesterday morning between 8-9am. The guy calls me at 9:30am and asks where I am. At fvcking work you late mofo :shakes head:



Get D3. The new patch and expansion really took the game back to it's roots :tup: No more AH crap where anyone can buy anything they want.



my bnet is my username here at gmail.com - hit me up :tup:

Mine is the same. :ugh2:

onzedge 04-23-2014 08:33 AM

Mr. Eastwest!!!

Check your list.

onzedge 04-23-2014 08:34 AM

Have a great day everyone.

Nismo89 04-23-2014 08:37 AM

Morning all


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Nismo89 04-23-2014 08:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by onzedge (Post 2791922)
Have a great day everyone.

:tiphat:


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JARblue 04-23-2014 08:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nismo89 (Post 2791927)
Morning all


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:hello:

Pintsize725 04-23-2014 08:42 AM

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Originally Posted by onzedge (Post 2791652)
Did you dream you owned a Prius?

Ehh, slightly worse than that. That's what I get for watching tornado videos before bed. :p

alcheng 04-23-2014 08:44 AM

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mmm....tomorrow..

onzedge 04-23-2014 09:44 AM

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Originally Posted by alcheng (Post 2791935)
mmm....tomorrow..

:tup:

onzedge 04-23-2014 09:46 AM

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alcheng 04-23-2014 09:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by onzedge (Post 2791977)
:tup:

:tiphat:


new bt headset... :tup:

onzedge 04-23-2014 09:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by alcheng (Post 2791979)
:tiphat:


new bt headset... :tup:

Yes. :tup:

Nismo89 04-23-2014 09:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pintsize725 (Post 2791933)
Ehh, slightly worse than that. That's what I get for watching tornado videos before bed. :p

:eek:


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Pintsize725 04-23-2014 10:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Nismo89 (Post 2791984)
:eek:


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In case you are interested:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2SbQ1hbrLLA

Driftomodachi 04-23-2014 11:23 AM

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Originally Posted by onzedge (Post 2791978)

Nice! My dad left me the original Speedmaster that was worn by Neil Armstrong on the moon. It used to be standard issue by NASA back in the day :tiphat:

onzedge 04-23-2014 11:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Driftomodachi (Post 2792112)
Nice! My dad left me the original Speedmaster that was worn by Neil Armstrong on the moon. It used to be standard issue by NASA back in the day :tiphat:

Cool. Was it THE watch Neil wore?

I wear a classic Omega Speedmaster Professional as well.

Nismo89 04-23-2014 11:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Pintsize725 (Post 2792081)
In case you are interested:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2SbQ1hbrLLA

That's pretty epic mhm !


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Nismo89 04-23-2014 11:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Driftomodachi (Post 2792112)
Nice! My dad left me the original Speedmaster that was worn by Neil Armstrong on the moon. It used to be standard issue by NASA back in the day :tiphat:

Very nawce


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Nismo89 04-23-2014 12:15 PM

Time for some Mecum before work

Nismo89 04-23-2014 12:16 PM

Reps will be handed out after 8pm tonight , since I work a weird schedule today and will miss my set time

eastwest2300 04-23-2014 12:17 PM

hey fellas, Im just getting into the office, I've been offsite all morning, therefore, you will all be repaid tomorrow with a rep time reset.


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