Need help Z people :)

Togo · 08-28-2009, 10:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nogoodname

i searched and found this one too

I Need Help on Buying My 1st Z

StLRedrider · 08-28-2009, 10:16 PM

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BanningZ · 08-28-2009, 10:19 PM

OMG I had to go poop after that. This is an Epic thread. So epic I shat.

frost · 08-28-2009, 10:20 PM

when banning is amused, you know it's a good thread.

nogoodname · 08-28-2009, 10:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BanningZ

OMG I had to go poop after that. This is an Epic thread. So epic I shat.

dont make me laugh anymore, i've been trying to finish my drink for the last like 30 mins...
i just keep laughing....lol

Togo · 08-28-2009, 10:22 PM

Banning should have flushed this thread along with his shat because i doubt anything good is going to come from here on out

BanningZ · 08-28-2009, 10:24 PM

See thats what the Genesis does, it causes shat and laughter from others.

frost · 08-28-2009, 10:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BanningZ

See thats what the Genesis does, it causes shat and laughter from others.

especially that lime color

Togo · 08-28-2009, 10:27 PM

So what kind was it?

The **** List

1. GHOST ****. You know you've shitted.
There's **** on the toilet paper, but none
in the toilet.

2. TEFLON-COATED ****. Comes out so slick, clean and easy that you
don't even feel it. No trace of **** on the
paper. You have to look in the toilet to make
sure you did something.

3. GOOEY-****. This has the consistency of hot tar. You wipe
your arse 12 times and it's still not clean.
You end up putting toilet paper in your jocks
so that you don't stain them. This kind of ****
leaves permanent skid marks in the toilet.

4. SECOND THOUGHT ****. You're all done wiping, and you're about to
stand up when you realise....you've got more.

5. POP A VEIN IN YOUR The kind of **** that killed Elvis. It doesn't
FOREHEAD ****. come out till you're all sweaty, trembling and
purple from straining so hard.

6. WEIGHT WATCHERS You **** so much, you lose several kilos.
****.

7. RIGHT NOW ****. You had better be within 30 seconds of a toilet.
You burn rubber getting to the toilet. Usually
it has its head out before you can get your
pants down.

8. KING KONG or This one is so big that you know it won't go
CHOKER ****. down the toilet unless you break it into smaller
chunks. A wire coat hanger works well. This kind
of **** usually occurs at someone else's house.

9. CORK **** Even after the third flush it's still floating in
(also Floater) the bowl. You think "****" how do I get rid of it.

10. WET CHEEKS ****. This **** hits the water sideways and makes a big
splash that gets you all wet.

11. WISH ****. You sit there all cramped up in the foetal position
and fart a few times, but no **** in sight.

12. CEMENT BLOCK ****. You wish you had a spinal anaesthetic before you
attempted this one.

13. SNAKE ****. This **** is fairly soft and about as thick as your
thumb, and at least a metre long.

14. BEER AND PIZZA This happens the day after the night before. Most
****. of the time your **** doesn't smell so bad but this
one is BAD....usually this one happens at someone
else's house, and someone is always waiting outside
the toilet door.

15. MEXICAN FOOD ****. You know will know it's safe to eat again when your
(or Screamer) arse stops burning.

BanningZ · 08-28-2009, 10:28 PM

7&4

nogoodname · 08-28-2009, 10:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Togo

Banning should have flushed this thread along with his shat because i doubt anything good is going to come from here on out

cow · 08-28-2009, 10:28 PM

I laughed like a moron when nogood linked that thread.

Togo · 08-28-2009, 10:30 PM

I'm crying....

nogoodname · 08-28-2009, 10:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cow

I laughed like a moron when nogood linked that thread.

wth cow, ur mpg went down by 0.1

frost · 08-28-2009, 10:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BanningZ

7&4

08-28-2009, 10:16 PM	#47 (permalink)
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08-28-2009, 10:20 PM	#49 (permalink)
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08-28-2009, 10:22 PM	#51 (permalink)
Togo A True Z Fanatic Join Date: May 2009 Location: E. Northport, NY Posts: 7,597 Drives: Stuff Rep Power: 657	Banning should have flushed this thread along with his shat because i doubt anything good is going to come from here on out

08-28-2009, 10:27 PM	#54 (permalink)
Togo A True Z Fanatic Join Date: May 2009 Location: E. Northport, NY Posts: 7,597 Drives: Stuff Rep Power: 657	So what kind was it? The ** List 1. GHOST . You know you've shitted. There's on the toilet paper, but none in the toilet. 2. TEFLON-COATED . Comes out so slick, clean and easy that you don't even feel it. No trace of on the paper. You have to look in the toilet to make sure you did something. 3. GOOEY-. This has the consistency of hot tar. You wipe your arse 12 times and it's still not clean. You end up putting toilet paper in your jocks so that you don't stain them. This kind of leaves permanent skid marks in the toilet. 4. SECOND THOUGHT . You're all done wiping, and you're about to stand up when you realise....you've got more. 5. POP A VEIN IN YOUR The kind of that killed Elvis. It doesn't FOREHEAD . come out till you're all sweaty, trembling and purple from straining so hard. 6. WEIGHT WATCHERS You so much, you lose several kilos. . 7. RIGHT NOW . You had better be within 30 seconds of a toilet. You burn rubber getting to the toilet. Usually it has its head out before you can get your pants down. 8. KING KONG or This one is so big that you know it won't go CHOKER . down the toilet unless you break it into smaller chunks. A wire coat hanger works well. This kind of usually occurs at someone else's house. 9. CORK Even after the third flush it's still floating in (also Floater) the bowl. You think "" how do I get rid of it. 10. WET CHEEKS . This hits the water sideways and makes a big splash that gets you all wet. 11. WISH . You sit there all cramped up in the foetal position and fart a few times, but no in sight. 12. CEMENT BLOCK . You wish you had a spinal anaesthetic before you attempted this one. 13. SNAKE . This is fairly soft and about as thick as your thumb, and at least a metre long. 14. BEER AND PIZZA This happens the day after the night before. Most . of the time your doesn't smell so bad but this one is BAD....usually this one happens at someone else's house, and someone is always waiting outside the toilet door. 15. MEXICAN FOOD **. You know will know it's safe to eat again when your (or Screamer) arse stops burning.

08-28-2009, 10:30 PM	#58 (permalink)
Togo A True Z Fanatic Join Date: May 2009 Location: E. Northport, NY Posts: 7,597 Drives: Stuff Rep Power: 657	I'm crying....

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