How do you start your day?

BGTV8 · 01-11-2014, 04:25 AM

My 93 y.o. Dad says any day you can make your arsehole point towards the ground is going to be a good day, 'cos the day you can't, you are gonna have to crap lying down, and that is NO FUN AT ALL.

Wonka2581 · 01-11-2014, 04:35 AM

Stiff drink, hookers and blow...

fonzo179 · 01-11-2014, 05:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Wonka2581

Stiff drink, hookers and blow

Small world

XiP · 01-11-2014, 07:16 AM

fill up new bowl of water for my dog and refill food bowl
make bed
wash face
get dressed in athletic clothes
ab workout
drink water/coffee
pushups
stretch
cardio workout (either one of the following: run, skate, jump rope, bike)
lift
shower/get dressed
eat breakfast
check news/emails/etc.

falconfixer · 01-11-2014, 09:56 AM

coffee, smoke, take a sh1t, and if it's my birthday or special occasion I'll rub one out.

XiP · 01-11-2014, 04:51 PM

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Originally Posted by falconfixer

coffee, smoke, take a sh1t, and if it's my birthday or special occasion I'll rub one out.

i totally forgot about taking a ****, can't forget that

DEpointfive0 · 01-11-2014, 07:24 PM

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Originally Posted by falconfixer

coffee, smoke, take a sh1t, and if it's my birthday or special occasion I'll rub one out.

AKA
Breakfast of Champions, take a shít and since I made it another day, rub one out

Luciano13 · 01-15-2014, 04:04 PM

I wake up to my Jack Russell licking my lips and throws in a lick on the eyeball, with my wife telling me to let him out to pee/walk
Right now its winter here, so the minute after that happens, Im reminded I cant drive my Z as I walk past her in the garage to let "Luigi" out to pee....

wstar · 01-27-2014, 05:41 AM

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Originally Posted by DEpointfive0

Breakfast of Champions

The actual, official "Breakfast of Champions" is a Martini (well that or Wheaties, but I like the Kurt Vonnegut version better).

Jordo! · 01-11-2014, 11:12 AM

A good shit.

If that doesn't happen, my whole day is ruined.

winnre · 01-11-2014, 07:20 PM

Shower. Daily.

Pitch · 01-26-2014, 04:33 PM

Hit snooze twice, get up at 451 and say **** work...why did I stay up till midnight? Jump in my dad's car and fall asleep till work.

Around 730 I finally am actually awake lol

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01-11-2014, 04:25 AM	#1 (permalink)
BGTV8 A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: 03350 Australia Posts: 1,515 Drives: 09 Nissan 370Z M6 Rep Power: 39974	My 93 y.o. Dad says any day you can make your arsehole point towards the ground is going to be a good day, 'cos the day you can't, you are gonna have to crap lying down, and that is NO FUN AT ALL. dtul likes this.

01-11-2014, 04:35 AM	#2 (permalink)
Wonka2581 A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: Chattanooga, TN Posts: 3,083 Drives: MY WIFE CRAZY.... Rep Power: 2612	Stiff drink, hookers and blow... DEpointfive0 likes this. __________________ "I have nothing to offer but blood, toil, tears and sweat""Winston Churchill"

01-11-2014, 07:16 AM	#4 (permalink)
XiP A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Dec 2011 Location: no clipping Posts: 11,096 Drives: ↑ ↓ Rep Power: 534	fill up new bowl of water for my dog and refill food bowl make bed wash face get dressed in athletic clothes ab workout drink water/coffee pushups stretch cardio workout (either one of the following: run, skate, jump rope, bike) lift shower/get dressed eat breakfast check news/emails/etc. __________________ I <3 Frost!!!

01-11-2014, 09:56 AM	#5 (permalink)
falconfixer Track Member Join Date: Feb 2012 Location: 10aC Posts: 978 Drives: Taco Rep Power: 77	coffee, smoke, take a sh1t, and if it's my birthday or special occasion I'll rub one out. TerribleONE, GaleForce and DEpointfive0 like this.

01-15-2014, 04:04 PM	#8 (permalink)
Luciano13 A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Mar 2013 Location: Canada Posts: 2,130 Drives: 2016 Solid Redz Rep Power: 246	I wake up to my Jack Russell licking my lips and throws in a lick on the eyeball, with my wife telling me to let him out to pee/walk Right now its winter here, so the minute after that happens, Im reminded I cant drive my Z as I walk past her in the garage to let "Luigi" out to pee.... __________________ http://www.the370z.com/members-370z-...lid-red-z.html

01-11-2014, 11:12 AM	#10 (permalink)
Jordo! A True Z Fanatic Join Date: May 2010 Location: nirvana Posts: 6,394 Drives: 2023 NATM Rep Power: 418	A good shit. If that doesn't happen, my whole day is ruined. falconfixer likes this. __________________ Enjoy it. Destroy it.

01-11-2014, 07:20 PM	#11 (permalink)
winnre Track Member Join Date: Nov 2013 Location: Close to Redlands, CA Posts: 534 Drives: '14 370Z Touring Spt Rep Power: 13	Shower. Daily.

01-26-2014, 04:33 PM	#12 (permalink)
Pitch Enthusiast Member Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Garden Grove Posts: 347 Drives: 5.0 Yacht Rep Power: 13	Hit snooze twice, get up at 451 and say **** work...why did I stay up till midnight? Jump in my dad's car and fall asleep till work. Around 730 I finally am actually awake lol Sent from my SM-N900V using Tapatalk

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