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hey guys im sure some if not most of you have done this on other forums, but i think it would be pretty funny to hear some stories from u

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Old 08-24-2009, 02:53 PM   #1 (permalink)
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hey guys im sure some if not most of you have done this on other forums, but i think it would be pretty funny to hear some stories from u guys. basicly everyone describes a really ****** up situation and we end it with FML. lets dig real deep guys.. ill start it out.

after waiting 4 years to pick my dream car and saving every bit of money, i finally have more than enough to pay for it and the upgrades i wanna do to it. the day i realize all this and im ready to go and make my purchase i find out im deploying. FML
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Old 08-24-2009, 03:16 PM   #2 (permalink)
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I don't know if its as bad....

But I was driving to school one day on a Saturday in the mini. wearing my Momo 4 point harness and my helmet. and got pulled over by a cop given 3 tickets.

unsafe equipment- harness
impaired vision - helmet
no seat belt - i guess he was just mad

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I spent over $165k on attain my college degree and training from a very reputable university only to have nearlly all hope of attaining my desired career squashed due to the present economic state of the country. At least I get to pay back my student loans. FML.
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I just went twosie & thought I was done, but now I have to go again.

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Today I was driving around and these 3 beautiful girls saw my Z and instantly raised their hand for a lift. I had to stop and show them I only have 1 available seat! FML.
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Today I was driving around and these 3 beautiful girls saw my Z and instantly raised their hand for a lift. I had to stop and show them I only have 1 available seat! FML.
Aww, I feel so bad for you because I know how that feels. It happens to me all the time. These other people have never had a real dilema until they run into that one
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Today I was driving around and these 3 beautiful girls saw my Z and instantly raised their hand for a lift. I had to stop and show them I only have 1 available seat! FML.
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one day i was leaving my school parking lot with my cousin in my car, i see this really cute girl who i had been interested in for a while. she makes her way over to me and looks at the passenger and turns around. later that day i find out my cousin is gay. FML
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While I will probably be insensitive, I don't meant to be disrespectfull, but if I lived there, I would spend the money to move to a better neighborhood and drive a hyndai instead.
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What are you talking about?
I got a flat and it's being replaced. lol
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that jack is FTL....lol

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well, maybe because i got winter setups for two cars.... a real jack helps
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my rear bumper got owned twice in less than 2 years...... same spot also..... both were hit & run
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I thought you got wheel-jacked or something?
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