F*** My Life

AK370Z · 08-24-2009, 11:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fusznissan

so when i turned 16 i got a moded gsx turbo eclipse, first day went to go pick up the girl friend. Well going down the road some slow as grandma is going 20 in a 30 so i get pissed down **** and blow by her, double yellow line of course. So i see some flashing lights behind me. Cop pulls me over and gives me a 60 in a 30. Great here i am with my new car, just turned 16 and i get a crazy ticket. So i go home tell my dad, and i get the eclipse yanked and sold and get a saturn sl1 6spd. Had that one for a long time. Man that 1 hour i had the gsx was nice. Fml

ouch!

frost · 08-24-2009, 11:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AK370Z

ouch!

x2

nogoodname · 08-24-2009, 11:37 PM

yesterday was so hot and humid i randomly stopped mowing the grass....just too much humidity and heat....lol
today was a better day weather wise, i mow the lawn and randomly the wheel falls off...FML!!!!!!!!

sloterg · 08-24-2009, 11:43 PM

so in california the whole neighborhood has ppl to mow their lawns.. except for us. I mow my lawn. so one day i was mowing my lawn and my neighbor comes out and looks at me disgusted and tells me "RAUL, IM NOT PAYING TO CUT THEIR LAWN". my name is not RAUL. FML

nogoodname · 08-24-2009, 11:48 PM

my rear bumper gets a royal hit & run... dealer doesnt have a replacement b/c car is too new...they repair it for a week.... few months later... another royal hit & run in the exact same spot, this time insurance doesnt want to replace bumper...FML !!!!!

simota1 · 08-27-2009, 11:03 AM

i got one... alright i was 16 snuck into my old gfs room asked her if her mom wasnt gonna come home shes like no not for a couple hours... 5 mins later

her mom pulls up to the drive way we both panick i run and jump out of her window thinking its open... haha annihilated that busted through that window then got chased by her big freakin dogs... hopping over the back fence which was 5 feet.... on her side of the house but was a suprise to me when i jumped off cuz it was a 9 foot drop on the other side... sprained my ankle fell flat on my face got up and limped to my car which was parked a street away FML

Togo · 08-27-2009, 02:08 PM

^wow FYL!

simota1 · 08-27-2009, 06:54 PM

haha togo my man... my life i think is a comedy....

here is another one...

OK so this is recent ok... i was waiting for these sneakers to come out... they came out got the last shoe size!!! was happy me my gf and a couple of friends went out... i wore those same sneakers when i went out got over happy got drunk and plastered... while im completely disoriented and barfing everywhere... my gf says ill just sneak u in my house and u can sleep over... me drunk says yah sure i cant drive home anymore anyways... so there i am... in her room vomiting in a bag cuz i cant go to the bathroom cuz the dad dont know im there... i fall asleep wake up super early in the morning feeling like i have to take a crap like super bad... try and hold it till i ended up ******** in the same bag i was barfing in... yes yes i know very disgusting u have no idea how grossed out i was... so now im completely humilated and wanna go home i tell my gf im going home... shes mad that i **** in a bag and we argue and stuff.... so shes like go and leave... and bring ur sick *** **** bag with u.... the only way to leave is jump out of the window... the catch is... shes on the second floor of a condo... so u have to hang out of the balcony then jump down... so here i am argueing fighting with her i throw the bag of crap acting like im all badass... hang on the balcony.... and then let go... not looking where i landed... it just so happened i landed on that same bag of crap.... and it exploded on my leg and new sneakers... had to drive home with barf and crap on shoes and shorts.... FML...

nogoodname · 08-27-2009, 06:57 PM

only you simota....only you.................. LOLz

simota1 · 08-27-2009, 07:10 PM

funny life right? nogo...

phelan · 08-27-2009, 07:19 PM

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww and

or actually:

Togo · 08-27-2009, 07:21 PM

O M G, that sucks!

I'd +rep that story but I'll have to get you laters. I'm all repped out...

simota1 · 08-27-2009, 07:30 PM

i got lots more storys not poo stories but FML stories lmao ill post them later when im on break..

Pushing_Tin · 08-27-2009, 07:38 PM

F My Life!

SgtGoldy · 08-27-2009, 07:46 PM

In '05 I saved up enough to buy my 350z. Went to the dealership, bought her... and a week later lost my job and had to choose between rent & my car. I decided I couldn't wash dishes and clothes in my car...

FML

08-27-2009, 11:03 AM	#36 (permalink)
simota1 A True Z Fanatic Join Date: May 2009 Location: Dededo, Guam Posts: 6,642 Drives: solid red 370z 6mt Rep Power: 405	i got one... alright i was 16 snuck into my old gfs room asked her if her mom wasnt gonna come home shes like no not for a couple hours... 5 mins later her mom pulls up to the drive way we both panick i run and jump out of her window thinking its open... haha annihilated that busted through that window then got chased by her big freakin dogs... hopping over the back fence which was 5 feet.... on her side of the house but was a suprise to me when i jumped off cuz it was a 9 foot drop on the other side... sprained my ankle fell flat on my face got up and limped to my car which was parked a street away FML __________________ *TOP SECRET/POWERHOUSE AMUSE/ARC/DAYTONA RACING/VARIS/MINES/GANADOR/J-LINE/WORK EMOTION CR KAI/GT SPEC/CARBON SIGNAL/ZOOM ENGINEERING/ CARBON FIBER ELEMENT/STILLEN/*

08-27-2009, 06:54 PM	#38 (permalink)
simota1 A True Z Fanatic Join Date: May 2009 Location: Dededo, Guam Posts: 6,642 Drives: solid red 370z 6mt Rep Power: 405	haha togo my man... my life i think is a comedy.... here is another one... OK so this is recent ok... i was waiting for these sneakers to come out... they came out got the last shoe size!!! was happy me my gf and a couple of friends went out... i wore those same sneakers when i went out got over happy got drunk and plastered... while im completely disoriented and barfing everywhere... my gf says ill just sneak u in my house and u can sleep over... me drunk says yah sure i cant drive home anymore anyways... so there i am... in her room vomiting in a bag cuz i cant go to the bathroom cuz the dad dont know im there... i fall asleep wake up super early in the morning feeling like i have to take a crap like super bad... try and hold it till i ended up ****** in the same bag i was barfing in... yes yes i know very disgusting u have no idea how grossed out i was... so now im completely humilated and wanna go home i tell my gf im going home... shes mad that i in a bag and we argue and stuff.... so shes like go and leave... and bring ur sick * ** bag with u.... the only way to leave is jump out of the window... the catch is... shes on the second floor of a condo... so u have to hang out of the balcony then jump down... so here i am argueing fighting with her i throw the bag of crap acting like im all badass... hang on the balcony.... and then let go... not looking where i landed... it just so happened i landed on that same bag of crap.... and it exploded on my leg and new sneakers... had to drive home with barf and crap on shoes and shorts.... FML... __________________ TOP SECRET/POWERHOUSE AMUSE/ARC/DAYTONA RACING/VARIS/MINES/GANADOR/J-LINE/WORK EMOTION CR KAI/GT SPEC/CARBON SIGNAL/ZOOM ENGINEERING/ CARBON FIBER ELEMENT/STILLEN/**

08-27-2009, 07:10 PM	#40 (permalink)
simota1 A True Z Fanatic Join Date: May 2009 Location: Dededo, Guam Posts: 6,642 Drives: solid red 370z 6mt Rep Power: 405	funny life right? nogo... __________________ *TOP SECRET/POWERHOUSE AMUSE/ARC/DAYTONA RACING/VARIS/MINES/GANADOR/J-LINE/WORK EMOTION CR KAI/GT SPEC/CARBON SIGNAL/ZOOM ENGINEERING/ CARBON FIBER ELEMENT/STILLEN/*

08-27-2009, 07:21 PM	#42 (permalink)
Togo A True Z Fanatic Join Date: May 2009 Location: E. Northport, NY Posts: 7,597 Drives: Stuff Rep Power: 657	O M G, that sucks! I'd +rep that story but I'll have to get you laters. I'm all repped out... Last edited by Togo; 08-27-2009 at 07:23 PM.

08-27-2009, 07:30 PM	#43 (permalink)
simota1 A True Z Fanatic Join Date: May 2009 Location: Dededo, Guam Posts: 6,642 Drives: solid red 370z 6mt Rep Power: 405	i got lots more storys not poo stories but FML stories lmao ill post them later when im on break.. __________________ *TOP SECRET/POWERHOUSE AMUSE/ARC/DAYTONA RACING/VARIS/MINES/GANADOR/J-LINE/WORK EMOTION CR KAI/GT SPEC/CARBON SIGNAL/ZOOM ENGINEERING/ CARBON FIBER ELEMENT/STILLEN/*

08-24-2009, 11:37 PM	#33 (permalink)
nogoodname Lifetime Premium Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Montreal Posts: 22,357 Drives: E46 M3 Rep Power: 1765	yesterday was so hot and humid i randomly stopped mowing the grass....just too much humidity and heat....lol today was a better day weather wise, i mow the lawn and randomly the wheel falls off...FML!!!!!!!!

08-24-2009, 11:48 PM	#35 (permalink)
nogoodname Lifetime Premium Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Montreal Posts: 22,357 Drives: E46 M3 Rep Power: 1765	my rear bumper gets a royal hit & run... dealer doesnt have a replacement b/c car is too new...they repair it for a week.... few months later... another royal hit & run in the exact same spot, this time insurance doesnt want to replace bumper...FML !!!!!

08-27-2009, 02:08 PM	#37 (permalink)
Togo A True Z Fanatic Join Date: May 2009 Location: E. Northport, NY Posts: 7,597 Drives: Stuff Rep Power: 657	^wow FYL!

08-27-2009, 06:57 PM	#39 (permalink)
nogoodname Lifetime Premium Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Montreal Posts: 22,357 Drives: E46 M3 Rep Power: 1765	only you simota....only you.................. LOLz

08-27-2009, 07:19 PM	#41 (permalink)
phelan A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: CA Age: 38 Posts: 9,513 Drives: Scoobaroo Rep Power: 3406	ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww and or actually:

08-27-2009, 07:38 PM	#44 (permalink)
Pushing_Tin A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Eugene, OR Posts: 2,875 Drives: E63 AMG Rep Power: 228	F My Life!

08-27-2009, 07:46 PM	#45 (permalink)
SgtGoldy A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Orange County, CA Posts: 3,503 Drives: C63 AMG - LSD Rep Power: 650	In '05 I saved up enough to buy my 350z. Went to the dealership, bought her... and a week later lost my job and had to choose between rent & my car. I decided I couldn't wash dishes and clothes in my car... FML __________________ C63 AMG LSD - Straight Pipe - EuroCharge v5 - Vossen CV7 - IG: @SuperFastYo

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