ouch! :(

x2

yesterday was so hot and humid i randomly stopped mowing the grass....just too much humidity and heat....lol
today was a better day weather wise, i mow the lawn and randomly the wheel falls off...FML!!!!!!!!

http://smiliesftw.com/x/mad_1.gif

so in california the whole neighborhood has ppl to mow their lawns.. except for us. I mow my lawn. so one day i was mowing my lawn and my neighbor comes out and looks at me disgusted and tells me "RAUL, IM NOT PAYING TO CUT THEIR LAWN". my name is not RAUL. FML

my rear bumper gets a royal hit & run... dealer doesnt have a replacement b/c car is too new...they repair it for a week.... few months later... another royal hit & run in the exact same spot, this time insurance doesnt want to replace bumper...FML !!!!!

i got one... alright i was 16 snuck into my old gfs room asked her if her mom wasnt gonna come home shes like no not for a couple hours... 5 mins later :shakes head:her mom pulls up to the drive way we both panick i run and jump out of her window thinking its open... haha annihilated that busted through that window then got chased by her big freakin dogs... hopping over the back fence which was 5 feet.... on her side of the house but was a suprise to me when i jumped off cuz it was a 9 foot drop on the other side... sprained my ankle fell flat on my face got up and limped to my car which was parked a street away FML

^wow FYL! :D

haha togo my man... my life i think is a comedy....

here is another one...

OK so this is recent ok... i was waiting for these sneakers to come out... they came out got the last shoe size!!! was happy me my gf and a couple of friends went out... i wore those same sneakers when i went out got over happy got drunk and plastered... while im completely disoriented and barfing everywhere... my gf says ill just sneak u in my house and u can sleep over... me drunk says yah sure i cant drive home anymore anyways... so there i am... in her room vomiting in a bag cuz i cant go to the bathroom cuz the dad dont know im there... i fall asleep wake up super early in the morning feeling like i have to take a crap like super bad... try and hold it till i ended up ******** in the same bag i was barfing in... yes yes i know very disgusting u have no idea how grossed out i was... so now im completely humilated and wanna go home i tell my gf im going home... shes mad that i **** in a bag and we argue and stuff.... so shes like go and leave... and bring ur sick *** **** bag with u.... the only way to leave is jump out of the window... the catch is... shes on the second floor of a condo... so u have to hang out of the balcony then jump down... so here i am argueing fighting with her i throw the bag of crap acting like im all badass... hang on the balcony.... and then let go... not looking where i landed... it just so happened i landed on that same bag of crap.... and it exploded on my leg and new sneakers... had to drive home with barf and crap on shoes and shorts.... FML...

only you simota....only you.................. LOLz

funny life right? nogo...:roflpuke2:

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww and :roflpuke2:

or actually: :inoutroflpuke:

O M G, that sucks!


I'd +rep that story but I'll have to get you laters. I'm all repped out...

i got lots more storys not poo stories but FML stories lmao ill post them later when im on break..

http://www.the370z.com/lounge-off-to...f-my-life.html

http://www.clublexus.com/gallery/dat...epost_baby.jpg

In '05 I saved up enough to buy my 350z. Went to the dealership, bought her... and a week later lost my job and had to choose between rent & my car. I decided I couldn't wash dishes and clothes in my car...

FML