The New "What did you do with your Z today" (with off topic replies) IX

blackcherry20 · 12-23-2013, 06:02 PM

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Originally Posted by kenchan

burger king, carol's jr, in&out, jack in the box, etc.

wendy's is like the stuff that comes out of the other end after eating tacohell.

lol

wow that's terrible. haha

that is terrible

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kenchan · 12-23-2013, 06:22 PM

crap... wife's home and all, but rice is not ready. i hit the round button but that was the wrong round button on the rice cooker.

mark of the f-king elephant's arse machine.

so, dinner is delay'ed 35min...

onzedge · 12-23-2013, 06:29 PM

blackcherry20 · 12-23-2013, 06:31 PM

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Originally Posted by onzedge

North Dakota couple were listening to the radio during breakfast. They heard the announcer say, "We are going to have 8 to 10 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even-numbered side of the street, so the snowplows can get through."

So the good wife went out and moved her car.

A week later while they are again eating breakfast, the radio announcer said, "We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the odd-numbered side of the street, so the snowplows can get through."

The good wife went out and moved her car again. The next week they are again having breakfast, when the radio announcer says, "We are expecting 12 to 14 inches of snow today. You must park..." Then the electricity went out.

The good wife was very upset, and with a worried look on her face she said, "Honey, I don't know what to do. Which side of the street do I need to park on so the snowplows can get through?"

With the love and understanding in his voice that all men who are married to blondes exhibit, the husband replied, "Why don't you just leave it in the garage this time? `

The BC20 family approves of this joke-it is laugh worthy!

blackcherry20 · 12-23-2013, 06:33 PM

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Originally Posted by onzedge

Cool idea. Poor execution.

Mu could do it better

That does not negate the fact i would be

to

it! Lol!

alcheng · 12-23-2013, 06:36 PM

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Originally Posted by kenchan

crap... wife's home and all, but rice is not ready. i hit the round button but that was the wrong round button on the rice cooker.

mark of the f-king elephant's arse machine.

so, dinner is delay'ed 35min...

Mr.kenchan, did you press that elephant's azz..???

that's probably why there's no rice coming out then...

happytheman · 12-23-2013, 06:37 PM

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Originally Posted by kenchan

crap... wife's home and all, but rice is not ready. i hit the round button but that was the wrong round button on the rice cooker.

mark of the f-king elephant's arse machine.

so, dinner is delay'ed 35min...

That's what you get for going long grain instead of instant!

happytheman · 12-23-2013, 06:40 PM

blackcherry20 · 12-23-2013, 06:40 PM

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Originally Posted by alcheng

the most popular one in here is mcd, bbk, harvey's and wendy's, sometimes there's A&W in food court...

mostly it's bbk for me, I hate mcd.. their food actually stinks pretty bad thus I am like

when I'm nearby their product (yup.. product not food)

there's couple homemade style burger places around where I live, thus I usually go to those places

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Originally Posted by happytheman

I always like to support local mom & pop type places. They bring variety to the choices we make every day. Can you imagine a life without choices? Where the only available options are the big players?

local joint Cowaburger. Awesome burgers and they do dogs too that are way good! Local bakery provides all the rolls. Hand cut french fries. Oh my god. To die for good!

blackcherry20 · 12-23-2013, 06:43 PM

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Originally Posted by alcheng

Mr.kenchan, did you press that elephant's azz..???

that's probably why there's no rice coming out then...

Quote:

Originally Posted by happytheman

That's what you get for going long grain instead of instant!

Whoa!

alcheng · 12-23-2013, 06:45 PM

where is EW3K??

onzedge · 12-23-2013, 06:48 PM

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Originally Posted by alcheng

where is EW3K??

I hope he is not in jail. He's a good looking guy and we all know how that ends up when behind bars.

blackcherry20 · 12-23-2013, 06:50 PM

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Originally Posted by onzedge

I hope he is not in jail. He's a good looking guy and we all know how that ends up when behind bars.

i hope you're not speaking from personal experience

onzedge · 12-23-2013, 06:51 PM

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Originally Posted by blackcherry20

i hope you're not speaking from personal experience

I will neither confirm nor deny that. Besides, I am not all that good-looking.

onzedge · 12-23-2013, 06:52 PM

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