The New "What did you do with your Z today" (with off topic replies) IX

onzedge · 12-23-2013, 06:22 PM

North Dakota couple were listening to the radio during breakfast. They heard the announcer say, "We are going to have 8 to 10 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even-numbered side of the street, so the snowplows can get through."

So the good wife went out and moved her car.

A week later while they are again eating breakfast, the radio announcer said, "We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the odd-numbered side of the street, so the snowplows can get through."

The good wife went out and moved her car again. The next week they are again having breakfast, when the radio announcer says, "We are expecting 12 to 14 inches of snow today. You must park..." Then the electricity went out.

The good wife was very upset, and with a worried look on her face she said, "Honey, I don't know what to do. Which side of the street do I need to park on so the snowplows can get through?"

With the love and understanding in his voice that all men who are married to blondes exhibit, the husband replied, "Why don't you just leave it in the garage this time? `

kenchan · 12-23-2013, 06:28 PM

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Originally Posted by happytheman

LOVE how you just rolled with that!

yah, i mean i grew up here so i have no issue with pronunciation. there are people that i know that ordered coffee and got a coke.

i think the fast food meal (combo) numbering system is great. people can just say chew! or tree! and get wat they want. lol

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Originally Posted by onzedge

North Dakota couple were listening to the radio during breakfast. They heard the announcer say, "We are going to have 8 to 10 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even-numbered side of the street, so the snowplows can get through."

So the good wife went out and moved her car.

A week later while they are again eating breakfast, the radio announcer said, "We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the odd-numbered side of the street, so the snowplows can get through."

The good wife went out and moved her car again. The next week they are again having breakfast, when the radio announcer says, "We are expecting 12 to 14 inches of snow today. You must park..." Then the electricity went out.

The good wife was very upset, and with a worried look on her face she said, "Honey, I don't know what to do. Which side of the street do I need to park on so the snowplows can get through?"

With the love and understanding in his voice that all men who are married to blondes exhibit, the husband replied, "Why don't you just leave it in the garage this time? `

kenchan · 12-23-2013, 06:30 PM

almost time for curry.

wife ping'ed me that she just left her client's place and waiting for the valet to swing her pos car (fit) over.

onzedge · 12-23-2013, 06:31 PM

kenchan · 12-23-2013, 06:32 PM

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Originally Posted by onzedge

wow, is that junglez?

onzedge · 12-23-2013, 06:33 PM

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Originally Posted by kenchan

wow, is that junglez?

I thought it was winnre

kenchan · 12-23-2013, 06:36 PM

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Originally Posted by onzedge

I though it was winnre

he's going to be one rich man...

kenchan · 12-23-2013, 06:39 PM

so usps is telling me that it takes 2 frikken days to move a priority mail that's already 4 days late from a town 15min away.

usps, you are the master of suckingarse.

onzedge · 12-23-2013, 06:40 PM

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Originally Posted by kenchan

he's going to be one rich man...

kenchan · 12-23-2013, 06:40 PM

its like they were caught with their pants down, why bother putting in the effort now...

onzedge · 12-23-2013, 06:40 PM

kenchan · 12-23-2013, 06:42 PM

i bet all the usps workers are great freesbee masters too.

kenchan · 12-23-2013, 06:43 PM

how the hell do you spell frisbee? freesbee? friesandbeez?

google chrome is telling me i can't spell with them red wiggly lines..

kenchan · 12-23-2013, 06:44 PM

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Originally Posted by onzedge

no snow in space!

blackcherry20 · 12-23-2013, 07:01 PM

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Originally Posted by kenchan

wow, is that junglez?

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Originally Posted by onzedge

I though it was winnre

you guys!!! Lol!

12-23-2013, 06:22 PM	#7381 (permalink)
onzedge A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Battle Lake MN Age: 64 Posts: 183,964 Drives: 370Z 240Z Rep Power: 2684736	North Dakota couple were listening to the radio during breakfast. They heard the announcer say, "We are going to have 8 to 10 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even-numbered side of the street, so the snowplows can get through." So the good wife went out and moved her car. A week later while they are again eating breakfast, the radio announcer said, "We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the odd-numbered side of the street, so the snowplows can get through." The good wife went out and moved her car again. The next week they are again having breakfast, when the radio announcer says, "We are expecting 12 to 14 inches of snow today. You must park..." Then the electricity went out. The good wife was very upset, and with a worried look on her face she said, "Honey, I don't know what to do. Which side of the street do I need to park on so the snowplows can get through?" With the love and understanding in his voice that all men who are married to blondes exhibit, the husband replied, "Why don't you just leave it in the garage this time? ` kenchan, happytheman, shadoquad and 1 others like this. __________________ Koni\|Swift\|Michelin\|Motordyne\|Berk\|RJM Performance\|Gates\|SPL\|Motul\|Technafit\|Ate Super Blue\|Hawk Tommy Kaira\|Momo\|Optima\|Hella\|Hotchkis\|Red Line\|ZSpeed\|Stillen\|B&M\|H&R

12-23-2013, 06:30 PM	#7383 (permalink)
kenchan A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: N/A Posts: 76,801 Drives: N/A Rep Power: 141521	almost time for curry. wife ping'ed me that she just left her client's place and waiting for the valet to swing her pos car (fit) over. onzedge likes this.

12-23-2013, 06:31 PM	#7384 (permalink)
onzedge A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Battle Lake MN Age: 64 Posts: 183,964 Drives: 370Z 240Z Rep Power: 2684736	happytheman likes this. __________________ Koni\|Swift\|Michelin\|Motordyne\|Berk\|RJM Performance\|Gates\|SPL\|Motul\|Technafit\|Ate Super Blue\|Hawk Tommy Kaira\|Momo\|Optima\|Hella\|Hotchkis\|Red Line\|ZSpeed\|Stillen\|B&M\|H&R

12-23-2013, 06:39 PM	#7388 (permalink)
kenchan A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: N/A Posts: 76,801 Drives: N/A Rep Power: 141521	so usps is telling me that it takes 2 frikken days to move a priority mail that's already 4 days late from a town 15min away. usps, you are the master of suckingarse. happytheman and Pintsize725 like this.

12-23-2013, 06:40 PM	#7391 (permalink)
onzedge A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Battle Lake MN Age: 64 Posts: 183,964 Drives: 370Z 240Z Rep Power: 2684736	__________________ Koni\|Swift\|Michelin\|Motordyne\|Berk\|RJM Performance\|Gates\|SPL\|Motul\|Technafit\|Ate Super Blue\|Hawk Tommy Kaira\|Momo\|Optima\|Hella\|Hotchkis\|Red Line\|ZSpeed\|Stillen\|B&M\|H&R

12-23-2013, 06:40 PM	#7390 (permalink)
kenchan A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: N/A Posts: 76,801 Drives: N/A Rep Power: 141521	its like they were caught with their pants down, why bother putting in the effort now...

12-23-2013, 06:42 PM	#7392 (permalink)
kenchan A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: N/A Posts: 76,801 Drives: N/A Rep Power: 141521	i bet all the usps workers are great freesbee masters too.

12-23-2013, 06:43 PM	#7393 (permalink)
kenchan A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: N/A Posts: 76,801 Drives: N/A Rep Power: 141521	how the hell do you spell frisbee? freesbee? friesandbeez? google chrome is telling me i can't spell with them red wiggly lines..

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