The New "What did you do with your Z today" (with off topic replies) IX

Originally Posted by winnre

In what currency shall we bet? Petite dead hookers?

Originally Posted by Isamu

fixed, and
thats ok, he can't really own any good guns, and he can't really mod his car and he has no free will

Originally Posted by winnre

I do not like the reference to the size of the trunk in relation to golf bags. I was born deficient of the sports gene so I have no idea how big that is. I suppose it's better than rating the volume capacity by the number of dead hookers though. I did have a Honda Element and it had a little cubby hole above the rear view mirror, and I kid you not the ad from Honda says you can keep a spare set of boxers stashed up there.

Maybe golf bags isn't such a bad thing after all.

Originally Posted by onzedge

OK -- as a point of reference, the "trunk's" capacity is roughly 2 petite hookers if you bend them just right.


I'm here to help.

Originally Posted by onzedge

Most is true. I do have a nice home that I almost outright own, no other debt and a beautiful, smart woman who loves me like crazy despite my many flaws. I also have two wonderful sons who are doing their own things in life and doing them well.

Oh, and I have Opie, my dog.

Originally Posted by blackcherry20

Opie! FTW!

Originally Posted by onzedge

I was cleaning some old photos and found this...

I miss my 40th.

Originally Posted by alcheng

you mean your 40th (year) or your 40th (Z)....??



or both...?

Originally Posted by TerribleONE

Supposed to be picking up my car tonight.. Anyone want to make a bet on if it will actually be ready? I am not holding my breath

Originally Posted by onzedge

Most is true. I do have a nice home that I almost outright own, no other debt and a beautiful, smart woman who loves me like crazy despite my many flaws. I also have two wonderful sons who are doing their own things in life and doing them well.

Oh, and I have Opie, my dog.

Originally Posted by Isamu

I give you a 33% chance of getting it back

Originally Posted by onzedge

Ummmmm.....

What?!?!?!?!?!

Originally Posted by alcheng

you mean your 40th (year) or your 40th (Z)....??



or both...?

Originally Posted by Isamu

all given to you by the commie government of California... only when you escape the state do you feel truly free...


i mean why else would Dr. Onze(female tolerate you) she is brainwashed!



you know Im just messing with ya... as I grew up in that state

Originally Posted by onzedge

I do not think I am doing all that bad considering I was homeless for a year in 2000-2001. Oh, and I don't know about you or anyone else, but I have never received a dime from anyone -- state, federal or personal. I work for everything and through my tax dollars I support all those who do not or cannot work (plus government employees).

Originally Posted by blackcherry20