Originally Posted by winnre (Post 2586105)

In what currency shall we bet? Petite dead hookers?

Originally Posted by Isamu (Post 2586117)

fixed, and
thats ok, he can't really own any good guns, and he can't really mod his car and he has no free will :stirthepot::roflpuke2::roflpuke2::roflpuke2:

Originally Posted by winnre (Post 2586072)

I do not like the reference to the size of the trunk in relation to golf bags. I was born deficient of the sports gene so I have no idea how big that is. I suppose it's better than rating the volume capacity by the number of dead hookers though. I did have a Honda Element and it had a little cubby hole above the rear view mirror, and I kid you not the ad from Honda says you can keep a spare set of boxers stashed up there.

Maybe golf bags isn't such a bad thing after all.

Originally Posted by onzedge (Post 2586077)

OK -- as a point of reference, the "trunk's" capacity is roughly 2 petite hookers if you bend them just right.


I'm here to help.

Originally Posted by onzedge (Post 2586128)

Most is true. I do have a nice home that I almost outright own, no other debt and a beautiful, smart woman who loves me like crazy despite my many flaws. I also have two wonderful sons who are doing their own things in life and doing them well.

Oh, and I have Opie, my dog.

Originally Posted by blackcherry20 (Post 2586131)

:tup: :tiphat: Opie! FTW!

Originally Posted by onzedge (Post 2585780)

I was cleaning some old photos and found this...

I miss my 40th.

Originally Posted by alcheng (Post 2586136)

you mean your 40th (year) or your 40th (Z)....??



or both...? :icon17:

Originally Posted by TerribleONE (Post 2586094)

Supposed to be picking up my car tonight.. Anyone want to make a bet on if it will actually be ready? I am not holding my breath

Originally Posted by onzedge (Post 2586128)

Most is true. I do have a nice home that I almost outright own, no other debt and a beautiful, smart woman who loves me like crazy despite my many flaws. I also have two wonderful sons who are doing their own things in life and doing them well.

Oh, and I have Opie, my dog.

Originally Posted by Isamu (Post 2586145)

I give you a 33% chance of getting it back

Originally Posted by onzedge (Post 2586139)

Ummmmm.....

What?!?!?!?!?!

Originally Posted by alcheng (Post 2586136)

you mean your 40th (year) or your 40th (Z)....??



or both...? :icon17:

Originally Posted by Isamu (Post 2586149)

all given to you by the commie government of California... only when you escape the state do you feel truly free...


i mean why else would Dr. Onze(female tolerate you) she is brainwashed!

:stirthepot: :roflpuke2::roflpuke2::roflpuke2:

you know Im just messing with ya... as I grew up in that state

Originally Posted by onzedge (Post 2586169)

I do not think I am doing all that bad considering I was homeless for a year in 2000-2001. Oh, and I don't know about you or anyone else, but I have never received a dime from anyone -- state, federal or personal. I work for everything and through my tax dollars I support all those who do not or cannot work (plus government employees).

Originally Posted by blackcherry20 (Post 2586171)

:icon18: :eek: :icon17: