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Originally Posted by frost I only drink martinis made by Michael J. Fox, because I like them shaken, not stirred. Originally Posted by antennahead OOOOOH that's cold ...................... the Martini

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Old 05-29-2010, 01:16 PM   #271 (permalink)
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I only drink martinis made by Michael J. Fox, because I like them shaken, not stirred.
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OOOOOH that's cold ...................... the Martini I mean, shaken with lot's of ice

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If I printed them out, it would be like the "war and peace" book.

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Last week after driving for a while, I parked my car on the driveway. I was going to go to post office right away so I didn't turn the ignition off. I was going to go inside, get the letters and then go. Car was running with FULL A/C on and everything.

I entered home, got on the forum and completely forgot about the car. Lets just say two hours later I went downstairs and shut the car off.


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