so, whos got some good ones? i know of a few hilarious jokes, and it would nice to have a thread to read some other jokes or pranks. ill start
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08-10-2009, 07:36 PM | #1 (permalink) |
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best jokes/pranks
so, whos got some good ones? i know of a few hilarious jokes, and it would nice to have a thread to read some other jokes or pranks.
ill start with what i did to the GF today who has been nagging me about drinking too much beer... VIA text message: ME: babe, ive been thinking, so i decided to read up about drinking and it can do some nasty stuff to your body, really scared me. so, thats it..... HERh im super glad babe! i told you that **** was terrible for you.....what did it say? ME: i donno, but after today, no more ******* reading for me. Her: !$!~#$!#$............lol next?
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08-10-2009, 09:28 PM | #4 (permalink) |
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Nah this prank was done after our graduation. Believe it or not, hurricane Katrina hit on the day of our graduation and most of us had to stay in Lackland AFB for another additional month since our tech school was located in Biloxi, MS.
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My freshman year in college we had one of the guys in our hall come home drunk and passed out on his desk chair in his whitey tidieys. We used 550 cord, tied him to his chair, carried him out to the elevator, put him just inside, and then hit all 6 floor buttons in the elevator and left.
When he didn't come down after a while we went to look for him. We found him in one of the girls hallway with lipstick, blush, and eyeshadow on.
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OH man... I went to an all boy high school and I was active in a fraternity for 4 years. I think I have way too many. I'll post some of my most memorable, and if people like them i'll post more.
In my frat house, we had this one guy who would always lock himself up in his room and get high (or whatever recreational drug he was on). One night, the roommates and I get really smashed. We start talking **** about how he never comes out and doesn't even bother kickin' it with us. So i decided to play a prank to get him out of his room. Being a DJ, I had some equipment with me, so I busted out this fog machine. I hooked it up and placed the nozzle pointing directly at his door. I let it lose so it appeared that there was smoke going under his door and we all started yelling "Oh crap! there's fire! FIRRRREEE!!!" In a matter of seconds he comes running out in his boxers, lips all crusty, screaming like a little girl. He doesn't get its a joke right away (we assumed it was because he was high) and runs right out the front door. Random assortment of high school pranks: - We placed a blow up doll on top of the flag pole with the pole in between its legs for one of the senior pranks. Our principal/priest found it and only said one thing when he saw it. "It looks like someone lost their date from last night..." and proceeded on with his stroll of the school. - One of our classmates owned a convertible bug that was a manual. A group of us would move it around the campus grounds. It found its way into the gym, middle of the football field, soccer field, tennis courts, and cafeteria. - On a class retreat, one of the guys decided to bring a wolf mask and a red man thong. At 3 in the morning he started running up and down the halls in a wolf mask and red man thong howling. The dean walked out from his room and asked what he was doing. The guy calmly responded, "Sir, I was just going to the bathroom." and walked into the bathroom like it was normal. The next morning, we asked the dean jokingly if he found any werewolves last night. He responded "You mean that wasn't a dream?!" |
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SPAM? In a thread about jokes and pranks....sheesh!
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