Pretty useless things we learn/pick-up
 

My wife taught me that the toilet paper roll works better if you orient it with the paper coming off the top as opposed to the bottom when you mount it on the holder.

:driving:

I'm gonna try it..:icon17:

Not if you have a cat who loves to unravel the rolls when you put them on that way. haha.

ooooh hell no!

dingdong ditching a house these days is useless cause ip cameras are everywhere.

Rolling your socks together stretches the elastic...but it doesn't really matter, because the heels wear thin first.

trap a fly that got inside the house by turning off all lights except for the bath or utility room.

planting old cooking oil in front of neighbor that you dont like's house invites many different animals. (ok ive not tried this yet)

duuuude, I go through socks like a mad man, I have boney ankles.. wtf. :facepalm::shakes head:

kaboom toilet cleaner actually works!

slapping a girl's butt will net you a slap in the face.

im starting to sound like a demented fortune cookie... :ugh:

:wtf2:

My Grandma told me when I was young, that if you undo your belly button, your bum will fall off. I've been scared to undo mine ever since!

:rofl2:

*dress as a ninja to evade the IP cameras. :bowrofl:

:icon18: hai! that is the only way.

which leads me to my next tip:

use large black garbage bag to dress like ninja's. noone will know. no one will notice black garbage bag running across neighborhood. :ugh:

condoms make really good balloons

:iagree: and rubber gloves make great udders!

You can put 'em on your head and pretend to be Howie Mandel...
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Slugs hate salt. Water may or may not circle the drain counter clockwise in the northern hemisphere. Kirk and Spock are and always will be friends. Wait, that is not useless.

:eek: kenchan!!!

boric acid powder along the side of your house to rid earwigs and ants and silverfish and dumbarse neighbors.

ok doesn't work for dumbase neighbors... :ugh:

What about Prius? Does it work for Prius?! :p

:bowrofl: i think with enough powder, it could. :tup:

If your tired of your grass growing to much and to fast. Give it some diesal and watch it keep its current lenght for atleast 8 months.

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I picked up a dead bird once...that was pretty useless.

Placing baking soda in the fridge doesn't clean it. (It just adds more things to your already nasty fridge.)

It is good to meet girl in park.

It is BETTER to park meat in girl. :tup:

It's okay to prick your finger in public. It's not okay to finger you prick in public.

Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?

Good point!

Oh now you've done it...

- Why is a shipment in a car, and cargo is on a ship?

Farts don't smell in space.

^ I think farts would be one of the last things you'd worry about in space :icon17:

speaking of gasses, carbon monoxide disperses evenly into the air... so i read.

Farts smell on Uranus.

That's right I just made a Uranus joke.

your anus (?)

lol

Brake cleaner will remove 2oz of touch up paint out of your living room carpet before your wife knows.

Been there done that.:tup: