Pretty useless things we learn/pick-up

10MPlayer · 09-04-2013, 07:58 PM

Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?

6MT · 09-04-2013, 09:51 PM

Good point!

osbornsm · 09-05-2013, 09:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 10MPlayer

Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?

Oh now you've done it...

- Why is a shipment in a car, and cargo is on a ship?

GaleForce · 09-05-2013, 09:51 AM

Farts don't smell in space.

XiP · 09-05-2013, 10:08 AM

^ I think farts would be one of the last things you'd worry about in space

kenchan · 09-05-2013, 11:47 AM

speaking of gasses, carbon monoxide disperses evenly into the air... so i read.

H2O_Doc · 09-05-2013, 12:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GaleForce

Farts don't smell in space.

Farts smell on Uranus.

That's right I just made a Uranus joke.

6MT · 09-05-2013, 12:15 PM

your anus (?)

XiP · 09-05-2013, 12:36 PM

lol

Baer383 · 09-05-2013, 10:00 PM

Brake cleaner will remove 2oz of touch up paint out of your living room carpet before your wife knows.

Been there done that.

XiP · 09-09-2013, 02:42 PM

Dogs are colorblind

H2O_Doc · 09-09-2013, 02:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by XiP

Dogs are colorblind

That's why they frequently get hot crossing roads; can't tell red lights from green lights.

Kind of a bummer, but they can lick their balls so it ain't all bad.

XiP · 09-09-2013, 02:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by H2O_Doc

That's why they frequently get hot crossing roads; can't tell red lights from green lights.

Kind if a bummer, but they can lick their balls so it ain't all bad.

6MT · 09-09-2013, 03:57 PM

Oriental's genitals are generally smaller and black people's are generally larger.

XiP · 09-09-2013, 03:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 6MT

Oriental's genitals are generally smaller and black people's are generally larger.

Does this apply to females as well?

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