*dress as a ninja to evade the IP cameras. :bowrofl:

:icon18: hai! that is the only way.

which leads me to my next tip:

use large black garbage bag to dress like ninja's. noone will know. no one will notice black garbage bag running across neighborhood. :ugh:

condoms make really good balloons

:iagree: and rubber gloves make great udders!

You can put 'em on your head and pretend to be Howie Mandel...
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Slugs hate salt. Water may or may not circle the drain counter clockwise in the northern hemisphere. Kirk and Spock are and always will be friends. Wait, that is not useless.

:eek: kenchan!!!

boric acid powder along the side of your house to rid earwigs and ants and silverfish and dumbarse neighbors.

ok doesn't work for dumbase neighbors... :ugh:

What about Prius? Does it work for Prius?! :p

:bowrofl: i think with enough powder, it could. :tup:

If your tired of your grass growing to much and to fast. Give it some diesal and watch it keep its current lenght for atleast 8 months.

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I picked up a dead bird once...that was pretty useless.

Placing baking soda in the fridge doesn't clean it. (It just adds more things to your already nasty fridge.)

It is good to meet girl in park.

It is BETTER to park meat in girl. :tup:

It's okay to prick your finger in public. It's not okay to finger you prick in public.