xD Whats the Worst Pickup Lines You Guys Or Girls Have Used

Magic Bus · 08-13-2013, 10:46 PM

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jburke26 · 08-14-2013, 03:51 PM

As Marvin would say on "Ray Donovan" to Bridget...

Pipe me Bitch!

Damn good show BTW!

osbornsm · 08-15-2013, 08:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Minsu

I honestly hope you realize your the one starting confrontations, and most people have you on there "iggy list"...

How Blind can you be to your own ignorance?

Them's fighting words...

Chuck33079 · 08-15-2013, 08:31 AM

In college my roommates and I had a pretty large party at our apartment, kegs, margarita machines, full bar, etc. I spent the whole night trying to get into this one cute chick's pants, and it was going pretty well until she tells me that she's going home because her boyfriend is meeting her at her place. Since I was three sheets to the wind, the only acceptable action was to look at her other roommate who just got left at the party and tell her "You'll do. What's your name?"

She stayed for three days. Not as cute as the first girl, but she was a gymnast. I'll call it a win.

Jasonle · 08-15-2013, 09:18 AM

lol

08-15-2013, 08:31 AM	#19 (permalink)
Chuck33079 A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: Houston Posts: 12,265 Drives: 2011 370ztt Rep Power: 29539	In college my roommates and I had a pretty large party at our apartment, kegs, margarita machines, full bar, etc. I spent the whole night trying to get into this one cute chick's pants, and it was going pretty well until she tells me that she's going home because her boyfriend is meeting her at her place. Since I was three sheets to the wind, the only acceptable action was to look at her other roommate who just got left at the party and tell her "You'll do. What's your name?" She stayed for three days. Not as cute as the first girl, but she was a gymnast. I'll call it a win. jburke26 and Haboob like this. __________________ 2011 MB Touring-Sport-6sp-Nav/GTM TT/FI TT TDX/JTran/Kosmic/Eibach/Hotchkis/SPC/CSF/RPS/SoThatsWhereAllMyMoneyWent

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Jasonle A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: St. Louis Posts: 3,509 Drives: 09 370z Rep Power: 26	lol __________________ 2009 Nissan 370z/2003 Honda Soccer Van Shineauto Amuse Body Kit/UAM Fenders/Bc Br Coilovers/Topspeed Exhaust/Racing Hart Wheels and More My Sexy Beast

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jburke26 Enthusiast Member Join Date: Mar 2012 Location: Cullman, Alabama Posts: 252 Drives: Sold Z Rep Power: 14	As Marvin would say on "Ray Donovan" to Bridget... Pipe me Bitch! Damn good show BTW!