The New "What did you do with your Z today" (with off topic replies) VII

happytheman · 09-20-2013, 04:11 PM

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Dude! That was funny as Hell!

madwi · 09-20-2013, 04:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Isamu

afternoon gents... got myself a mani/pedi today... lol courtesy of the wife!

If I was still married I think i could pull that off...not these days

Edit* my Eyebrows these days:

madwi · 09-20-2013, 04:17 PM

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Originally Posted by carlitos_370z

add me to the list brother... he got DD donuts and he dont ask if we want one

Dunkin Donuts Sour Cream donuts, glazed... damn it I just cleaned this keyboard

madwi · 09-20-2013, 04:21 PM

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Originally Posted by eastwest2300

Im out fellas, headed home!!!! woot! woot!

Have a good commute! See ya later!

madwi · 09-20-2013, 04:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Isamu

lol I hadn't either... now I have, and I can honestly say, it was pretty nice.. lol hand and feets massages

I will not lie...I enjoyed the crap outta them lol

madwi · 09-20-2013, 04:32 PM

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Originally Posted by happytheman

Dude! That was funny as Hell!

Cyanide and happiness have GREAT cartoons!
Not related* :

alcheng · 09-20-2013, 04:34 PM

A father put his 3 year old daughter to bed, told her a story and listened to her prayers which ended by saying, "God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, God bless Grandma, and good-bye Grandpa."

The father asked, 'Why did you say good-bye Grandpa?'

... The little girl said, "I don't know daddy, it just seemed like the thing to do."

The next day grandpa died. The father thought it was a strange coincidence.

A few months later the father put the girl to bed and listened to her prayers which went like this, "God bless Mommy, God Bless Daddy and good-bye Grandma."

The next day the grandmother died.

"Holy crap" thought the father, "this kid is in contact with the other side."

Several weeks later when the girl was going to bed, the dad heard her say, "God bless Mommy and good-bye Daddy."

He practically went into shock. He couldn't sleep all night and got up at the crack of dawn to go to his office. He was nervous as a cat all day, had lunch and watched the clock.

He figured if he could get by until midnight he would be okay. He felt safe in the office, so instead of going home at the end of the day he stayed there, drinking coffee, looking at his watch and jumping at every sound. Finally midnight arrived; he breathed a sigh of relief and went home.

When he got home his wife said, "I've never seen you work so late. What's the matter?"

He said, "I don't want to talk about it, I've just spent the worst day of my life."

She said, "You think you had a bad day, you'll never believe what happened to me. This morning my golf pro dropped dead in the middle of my lesson!"

madwi · 09-20-2013, 04:36 PM

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Originally Posted by alcheng

A father put his 3 year old daughter to bed, told her a story and listened to her prayers which ended by saying, "God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, God bless Grandma, and good-bye Grandpa."

The father asked, 'Why did you say good-bye Grandpa?'

... The little girl said, "I don't know daddy, it just seemed like the thing to do."

The next day grandpa died. The father thought it was a strange coincidence.

A few months later the father put the girl to bed and listened to her prayers which went like this, "God bless Mommy, God Bless Daddy and good-bye Grandma."

The next day the grandmother died.

"Holy crap" thought the father, "this kid is in contact with the other side."

Several weeks later when the girl was going to bed, the dad heard her say, "God bless Mommy and good-bye Daddy."

He practically went into shock. He couldn't sleep all night and got up at the crack of dawn to go to his office. He was nervous as a cat all day, had lunch and watched the clock.

He figured if he could get by until midnight he would be okay. He felt safe in the office, so instead of going home at the end of the day he stayed there, drinking coffee, looking at his watch and jumping at every sound. Finally midnight arrived; he breathed a sigh of relief and went home.

When he got home his wife said, "I've never seen you work so late. What's the matter?"

He said, "I don't want to talk about it, I've just spent the worst day of my life."

She said, "You think you had a bad day, you'll never believe what happened to me. This morning my golf pro dropped dead in the middle of my lesson!"

madwi · 09-20-2013, 04:36 PM

kenchan · 09-20-2013, 04:56 PM

checking in to say

been out visiting customers all day today. lunch was

few more hours and im off to home.

need to vac the house today.

but my G's new floormats arrived.

and my lenovo finally shipped.

JARblue · 09-20-2013, 04:56 PM

Afternoon everyone

Raining like crazy here today. I have to thank Mother Nature for the nice pre-wash. Hopefully it will stop raining next week so I can give the Z a detailing she deserves. Also, my tires are nearly bald, and my lunch run was a bit sketchy. I guess it's time to put on those rear tires I purchased a few months ago

Enjoy your Friday night and weekend everyone

Isamu · 09-20-2013, 04:57 PM

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Originally Posted by madwi

If I was still married I think i could pull that off...not these days

Edit* my Eyebrows these days:

lol I got my eyebrows waxed when I was in guam, just to see what it was lke.. and well, I had to keep them looking sharp for the ladies.. lol

Isamu · 09-20-2013, 05:10 PM

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Originally Posted by eastwest2300

hopefully it was a lady giving you those massages, it'd be weird if it was a dude doing it.. hahaha

of course man...

Nismo89 · 09-20-2013, 05:16 PM

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Originally Posted by happytheman

Dude! That was funny as Hell!

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LMBmikeZ · 09-20-2013, 05:21 PM

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Originally Posted by eastwest2300

sometimes you fell like you gotta do some donuts...

FIXED!

could just be me

maybe I should find new cravings my tires already need to be replaced next season........again (put new ones on in the spring!)

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Im out fellas, headed home!!!! woot! woot!

enjoy the weekend buddy! I am finally home and can start my own!

09-20-2013, 04:34 PM	#9052 (permalink)
alcheng A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Toronto Posts: 28,894 Drives: 2011 ZR PW w/Clutch Rep Power: 418353	A father put his 3 year old daughter to bed, told her a story and listened to her prayers which ended by saying, "God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, God bless Grandma, and good-bye Grandpa." The father asked, 'Why did you say good-bye Grandpa?' ... The little girl said, "I don't know daddy, it just seemed like the thing to do." The next day grandpa died. The father thought it was a strange coincidence. A few months later the father put the girl to bed and listened to her prayers which went like this, "God bless Mommy, God Bless Daddy and good-bye Grandma." The next day the grandmother died. "Holy crap" thought the father, "this kid is in contact with the other side." Several weeks later when the girl was going to bed, the dad heard her say, "God bless Mommy and good-bye Daddy." He practically went into shock. He couldn't sleep all night and got up at the crack of dawn to go to his office. He was nervous as a cat all day, had lunch and watched the clock. He figured if he could get by until midnight he would be okay. He felt safe in the office, so instead of going home at the end of the day he stayed there, drinking coffee, looking at his watch and jumping at every sound. Finally midnight arrived; he breathed a sigh of relief and went home. When he got home his wife said, "I've never seen you work so late. What's the matter?" He said, "I don't want to talk about it, I've just spent the worst day of my life." She said, "You think you had a bad day, you'll never believe what happened to me. This morning my golf pro dropped dead in the middle of my lesson!" LMBmikeZ and GaleForce like this.

09-20-2013, 04:36 PM	#9054 (permalink)
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09-20-2013, 04:56 PM	#9056 (permalink)
JARblue A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Austin, TX Age: 43 Posts: 36,450 Drives: 11 Z34, 98 E36 M3 Rep Power: 2684440	Afternoon everyone Raining like crazy here today. I have to thank Mother Nature for the nice pre-wash. Hopefully it will stop raining next week so I can give the Z a detailing she deserves. Also, my tires are nearly bald, and my lunch run was a bit sketchy. I guess it's time to put on those rear tires I purchased a few months ago Enjoy your Friday night and weekend everyone kenchan likes this. __________________ 2011 370Z 6MT Sport Gun Metallic \| ARC \| CJM \| Ecutek \| FI \| Fujimura \| R2C \| SPL \| Stillen \| TWM \| Z1 \| ZSpeed \|

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kenchan A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: N/A Posts: 76,801 Drives: N/A Rep Power: 141521	checking in to say been out visiting customers all day today. lunch was few more hours and im off to home. need to vac the house today. but my G's new floormats arrived. and my lenovo finally shipped.