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Originally Posted by Pintsize725 Hello everyone! Sphincter clenching moment of the day: a cement truck in the lane next to me and a half car length ahead started emptying out

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Old 08-27-2013, 08:42 PM   #4606 (permalink)
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You like the hot stuff Jason? If do, I'll send you a bottle.
You bet! Just like my women, hot and spicy.

I wouldn't mind trying some death sauce. I wonder if there is any issue getting something like that across the border? I have friends that ship alcohol all over the world without issue.

I'm up for buying, if you're up to shipping some out.
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You bet! Just like my women, hot and spicy.

I wouldn't mind trying some death sauce. I wonder if there is any issue getting something like that across the border? I have friends that ship alcohol all over the world without issue.

I'm up for buying, if you're up to shipping some out.
No problem. I'll pick up a bottle at the local World Market and reach out to you. If you really like hot sauce, there's an excellent resource for it out at my local flea market.
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Sphincter clenching moment of the day: a cement truck in the lane next to me and a half car length ahead started emptying out onto the road as I was about to pull up next to it. Luckily my crappy brakes still work.
Damn, glad you didn't run into his dumped load.
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Sphincter clenching moment of the day: a cement truck in the lane next to me and a half car length ahead started emptying out onto the road as I was about to pull up next to it. Luckily my crappy brakes still work.

not cool.
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Sphincter clenching moment of the day: a cement truck in the lane next to me and a half car length ahead started emptying out onto the road as I was about to pull up next to it. Luckily my crappy brakes still work.
wow, that's crazy, mspint.
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Awww... I wanted to come give you a midnight hug! Now I'll never get to.

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